craigb

If banks really understood numbers, then why are there eight windows but only two tellers??? 🤔

So, the goal is to become unwired, ya? 🤔

How can you tell a politician is lying? Their lips are moving! 😁

No need to Google anything! 😁

Hmm... Good point! Might be a life sentence, ya? 🤔

Squirrel?

He's off working on his next 20-year sentence. 😁

From the forum header: We, being "normal-ish" humans have enough trouble following that! 😁

You guys like your ewes don'tcha? 😁

Occasionally the moderators forget this is a Coffee House. Besides, this is now 1984 so others will tell you what you should be thinking!

*****? 🤔 😜

No! I haven't! Cool!

We haven't watched any serious music-related documentaries lately, only Spinal Tap (my roommate had never seen it!) and Rock of Ages, another complete joke. I'll have to see if I can find some of the ones mentioned above. 🙂👍

My favorite story (who cares if it's actually true, ya?): Right in the middle of a concert in Ireland, Bono stops the music and starts clapping his hands slowly. "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa!" he tells the crowd. Then, someone near the front can be heard yelling back "Then fooking stop it!!!" 🤣

And a little air, it was a bit flat! 😁

"Looks like you have some rock in your tires Sir..."

Go Shane Go! 🙂 There's quite a few that should abandon their reputations! 😆

If that was an Alembic, then you could let a minor drive it! 😜

1 half + 2 quarters = 4 quarters! Simples. 😁

I can actually prove that mathematically.

Now THERE'S a segue I never thought I'd see! 🙂