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(What happens when there's no gravity! ?) Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away

'Twas sarcasm there Ed! You see, AC/DC never used keyboards, but they did use bagpipes on one tune! By the way, what's the difference between chopped onion and chopped bagpipes? Nobody cries over chopped bagpipes! ?

I cracked up the Walmart greeter after a guy ran by him while stealing a bottle of vodka. He was annoyed about it until I said that the guy was just trying to lift his spirits. ?

Some might say it's snot funny too! ?

That just blows! ?

The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreamin'

I also played hockey (seemed a natural choice for an Olympic-hopeful speed-skater growing up). Although I was the fastest on the team, I was also tall and skinny and have well over 200 stitches in my chin to prove how hard I hit the ice when checked (the most stiches at one time was 39!). Somehow, I never chipped a tooth... My Mom is 100% Dutch and my Father is mostly English. I guess that's how I ended up either speed-skating or playing darts for most of my life! ?

Always a fan of nice cleavage.

Everyone loves New Gear Day! ?

Sorry Ed, but I prefer ski broads! ?

I once went to Graceland to see Elvis... But they wouldn't let me in with my shovel. ? ?

Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots

Simple Minds - Don't You Forget About Me

As long as it includes enough cowbell you should be fine! ?

Sneaky bastages aren't they? They know that anyone who uses the AI version won't be able to play their track outside of Meta (which nobody with a working brain should ever use anyway). Avoid like the plague! (Heck, you'd probably be better off with the plague!)

Sofia's good for that! ?

Yes, bagpipes are better than keyboards! ???

It sure will be if you do that! ?

But they know he's a vegan, he's already told them three times! ?

One of my favorite albums! ? No ski boards required for me!

Let's just say his username checks out, ya? ?

I believe there are really only two types of music: Good to great; and meh to crap. Of course, these two groups are determined by what I think is either good to great; or meh to crap! ?