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  1. Clearly some Sage advice is needed here... ๐Ÿ˜
  2. I even made one where Bapu crosses in "bear" feet! ๐Ÿ˜ (You didn't think Mooch could go without Bapu having the same bragging rights, did you? ๐Ÿคฃ At least I think this is from the same trip...)
  3. "Galleries?" are you getting space and p0rn mixed up again? ๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. Now THAT question sounds familiar! ๐Ÿ˜ See Dave's reply to me when I asked that same thing (note that the preview doesn't show my question):
  5. My summary: "Most people don't have ANY sense anymore."
  6. So... You're -4 ? ๐Ÿค” (Out here I like to steal the local stupidity and tell people I identify as a 33 year-old! What are they going to do, tell me I can't be something I'm not? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ) ๐Ÿ˜œ
  7. HOLY CRAP!!! A MOOCH SIGHTING??!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ (And it's not even June 7th yet! ๐Ÿ˜œ) Thanks for checking in Daryl!
  8. I, for one, am selfish and hope you keep going long enough that I can go up and see you play once I can afford to drive more than five miles again! (Making progress there!) ๐Ÿ™‚
  9. We usually had bread, rice and a squirt bottle with someone bringing a roll of Scott toilet paper. Don't remember all the other stuff!
  10. As someone who's programmed longer than anyone else I know (over 52 years now), I'm taking a wait and see approach. I still remember having to completely program a scroll bar from scratch back when these new things called monitors first came out! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Now, all you need to do is drag-and-drop one onto your layout or just click a checkbox to have one... ๐Ÿ™„ That said, I happen to know of several abilities that AI is not able to and never will! These include many abilities humans have but don't even remember they have anymore (the "forgetting" was caused intentionally, but that's a rabbit hole I'm not going down here!). Until then, we'll just have to live with AI which, to be honest, has been far less annoying than RS! ๐Ÿ˜œ
  11. Peter, Paul & Mary - The Marvelous Toy (So much fun! โ˜บ๏ธ)
  12. One of the main projects I'm working on is an app that allows customers to integrate AI into their business processes. I'm not that thrilled about it, but it's a paid gig finally! Oh and, during my testing, I gave it one, short sentence and, twenty seconds later, it created the following website (all I had to do was hit Copy and then paste into a file with an .html extension). This will be used in one of our demos: https://www.nwdreamer.com/MikeP/measurement_converter.html
  13. Friend: "Hey Bob, why are you smiling?" Bob: "Well, my wife wanted a big diamond, so I bought her one but it just sits in the safe. Then she wanted an expensive fur coat, so I bought her one and it only stays in a locked closet; she never wears it! Then she wanted a Jaguar, so I bought her one." Friend: "Um, ok... That didn't sound all that great so, again, why are you smiling now?" Bob: "Well, that Jaguar? It ate her."
  14. Vivaldi - The Four Seasons (Actually one of my favorite Classical pieces!) And the Simon & Garfunkel cover (a.k.a., The Four Seasonings) ๐Ÿ˜
  15. Bob, a 60-year-old and extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blond. She proceeds to knock everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm, not to mention killer legs and a figure to die for. She also hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? Sheโ€™s, my wife!" They're knocked over but continue to ask, "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What! Did you tell her you were only 50???" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90." ๐Ÿ˜
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