When I knew it was all a Lie

[Tim Smith]

What you talkin' bout' Willis?

[Old Joad]

#22 When my father said "This will hurt me more then it will hurt you"?

[Shane_B.]

#23 Twenty years after Mom said everything was going to be ok Shane and it still wasn't.

[Jesse Screed]

#24  When I was told that shaving your hair makes it grow back thicker.

[kennywtelejazz]

#25 When I only shot the sheriff they also tried to charge the deputy's shooting on me . ?

Kenny 

Edited May 11, 2022 by kennywtelejazz

[Bapu]

#26 When I was told "We won't get fooled again"

[Jesse Screed]

#30...When they said you get what you need?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 11, 2022 by Jesse Screed

[Byron Dickens]

#31 When they said "flexible hours" and "unlimited earning potential."

[Bapu]

#32 When they said you'll understand #27, #28 & #29 as the secret to life and everything

[Bapu]

#33 When he said "patience grasshopper"

[craigb]

6 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

#20 When I went to The Red House over yonder and found out the key won't unlock the door.. 

#21Then I found out her sister wouldn't

Kenny

 

6 hours ago, Tim Smith said:

What you talkin' bout' Willis?

I'll let my buddy Walter 'splain it to ya! ?

 

[RobertWS]

#34   When someone told me this thread was funny.

[paulo]

#35 When Billy Goats' lips started moving.

[Mr. Torture]

#36 When I thought my computer problems were over.

[Notes_Norton]

#36 When they said, "Just try it, you'll like it."

[Tim Smith]

13 hours ago, craigb said:

 

I'll let my buddy Walter 'splain it to ya! ?

 

I think I can relate by looking at those facial expressions.

He feels the way I feel after a good poop.

[Tim Smith]

It isn't ALL a lie.

Just most of it.

[Bapu]

18 minutes ago, Tim Smith said:

It isn't ALL a lie.

Just most of it.

And the rest is just a fib.

[Tim Smith]

Geesh.

I really thought you had an Alembic.?

[Old Joad]

#37 When my mother said nothing good ever happens after ten at night.