When I knew it was all a Lie

[Jesse Screed]

#1   When I thought a buckle meant I was champion of the world.

 

[craigb]

#2  As I was being arrested from this place about 3.5 miles away from my house...

Apparently, the name is misleading... ?

[Old Joad]

#3 When a studio big shot told me the 360 was a good deal???

[paulo]

#4  When I went to an older relative's birthday party and found out that what it's really all about is the hokey kokey.

[kennywtelejazz]

#5  When I came home early from work one afternoon and found another Mule kicking in my stall ?

Kenny

Edited May 11, 2022 by kennywtelejazz

[Jesse Screed]

#6  When I found out Bac'n Bits didn't have any bacon in them.

[kennywtelejazz]

# 7  When my newest song placed #1 on The Charts over at Soundclick with only  6 listens .

 

Kenny

Edited May 11, 2022 by kennywtelejazz

[PhonoBrainer]

#8 when they taught "money doesn't buy happiness" but I learned poverty doesn't buy anything

[Notes_Norton]

#9 When the ad told me I could learn piano in 2 weeks.

[RobertWS]

#10  When the used car salesman told me I was getting a real good deal.

Edited May 12, 2022 by RobertWS

[Guest Filbin]

#11. When I was told Bapu would never buy another plugin.

[Bapu]

#12. When Warren Hurart told me I could mix like a pro and I mixed a song following his recipe.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Bapu

[InstrEd]

#13 When the ad told me I could learn piano by ear in only a month.

[Jacques Boileau]

#14 The midi pack! You just drop it into your DAW an boom!

[InstrEd]

#15 The Pull-Out Method works ?

[Bapu]

#16. When they told me I can be whatever I wanted to be and I tried to be a lead guitar player.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Bapu

[Bapu]

#17. When they said Cassettes were the way of the future

[InstrEd]

#18.  Laser discs were the new standard.

[InstrEd]

#19. Sony MiniDiscs were the new standard.

[kennywtelejazz]

#20 When I went to The Red House over yonder and found out the key won't unlock the door.. 

#21Then I found out her sister wouldn't

Kenny

Edited May 11, 2022 by kennywtelejazz