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1 hour ago, Shane_B. said:

I heard Alembic was bought out by Cort and will now offer an affordably priced Made In North Korea Gene Simons Signature Demon Bass.

What is this April 1st??!! 

(As if there's anything called an Alembic! ? )

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BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......

Bapu to merge with famous watch manufacturer.

Look out for their new range in 2022 - watches that only work in Am.

Insiders say that the new product line will be known as Bolex.

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33 minutes ago, paulo said:

BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......

Bapu to merge with famous watch manufacturer.

Look out for their new range in 2022 - watches that only work in Am.

Insiders say that the new product line will known as Bolex.

Expect a version for some pets as well!

(To be known as the "Dog's Bolex!" ? )

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More future mergers

 

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace


Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.


3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMM-Good


Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.


FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.


Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.


Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.


Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

 

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12 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said:

In other notable mergers,

 

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LOL. That's a whole new thread (and probable thread deletion) there, but it wouldn't be the CH without these two.....

 

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I just had a thought ...

 

 

 

You can't spell Alembic without 'Am' ?

 

 

Or else it would be Lebic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No doubt Bapsi already has a four-string Lebic ?

 

 

(or the VSTi version of it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time for an update:

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I heard the Bapu's Random Thought For The Day fred was going to be acquired by the Song Association Game fred.

Rebranded as Bapu's Association Game.

Similar to Six Degrees Of Kevin Becan except in this one paulo sings 'Never My Love' in the OP.

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2 hours ago, Bapu said:

I heard the Bapu's Random Thought For The Day fred was going to be acquired by the Song Association Game fred.

Rebranded as Bapu's Association Game.

Similar to Six Degrees Of Kevin Becan except in this one paulo sings 'Never My Love' in the OP.

Song association game goes yonder: Bapu's acquisition looks like being a goer although no dice.....  paulo excels not in singing.

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2 hours ago, paulo said:

Song association game goes yonder: Bapu's acquisition looks like being a goer although no dice.....  paulo excels not in singing.

Monumental effort old bean ?

 

 

See - Paulo's actually feckin' funny... it's true! Undoubtedly Paulo thinks he's erudite. We all love laughing.

(that was hard work... nod to Boris J)

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