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I lost my post count


Tim Smith

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I've been demoted about as low as anyone can go here on the Cakewalk forum. Tried to log on. Was directed to logon through Bandlab. After I logged on I realized someone stole all of my post count. 20 years on the forum as a nobody and now I don't even have posts to show for it.

Who stole my beans? Bapu? That there post count sure did jump a lot in just a few hours. 

Now we know the REST of the story.

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  On 9/8/2021 at 10:03 PM, Bapu said:
  On 9/8/2021 at 8:06 PM, SteveStrummerUK said:

You only joined this forum yesterday Tim.

Unless you're name is Bapu, you're old post count from the Cakewalk forum doesn't follow you to this new incarnation.

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Straummy, why do you goad Craigb (ITIHRN) into posting his pic of everyone claiming to be Bapu? ? 

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I wouldn't mind, but I created that wonderful piece o fart.

And he never credits me.

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  On 9/8/2021 at 10:58 PM, slartabartfast said:

Have you checked under the cushions on the couch?

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Meh just a few french fries and a quarter.

  On 9/9/2021 at 12:46 AM, bitflipper said:

While it's true there's no lower level, at least you're not alone down here in the basement, Tim. Some, believe it or not, are here by choice.

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How you doin there bitflipper. I figgered it out. I was signed to BL under two aliases. I come here by choice sometimes. I rather like the fresh start. My record has been wiped clean. It's a good day brother.

I might as well follow it up by erasing any evidence I ever existed online. Easier said than done.

I was not a hit on the CH because I was both too serious and too honest. I'm lower than whale poo.

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The post count algorithm has been updated with the  forum software's new AI plugin.

Now, the number is incremented not by one, but rather by a value commensurate with the post's informational content. It can even go negative if, for example, reading a post causes the reader's overall mental performance to be reduced. In particular, each grade school-level grammar or punctuation mistake drops the value by 0.1.

Phrases such as "ta very muchly" are tolerated, under a special exemption for regional dialects, along with "ya great 'airy yob" and spelling "fries" as c-h-i-p-s. Unless you speak Brummie (see Ozzy Osbourne) or Mississippi quasi-English, neither of which can be understood by anyone anyway.

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