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1 hour ago, kennywtelejazz said:

.I already have to pick up after one living breathing Turd factory over here

I've often wondered what a dog must think when having just curled one out it's owner immediately bends down behind it  and picks it up again......

Milo must be thinking......WTF Ken? What you doin' man? I just got rid of that. It stinks. Why do you wanna keep it?

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5 hours ago, paulo said:

I've often wondered what a dog must think when having just curled one out it's owner immediately bends down behind it  and picks it up again......

Milo must be thinking......WTF Ken? What you doin' man? I just got rid of that. It stinks. Why do you wanna keep it?

Why do I wanna keep it?  Because my pooch Milo is a very gifted Poop Artist along the lines of an undiscovered Modern Day  Canine Poo Poo Picasso. Just like every other parent looking to brag I want to brag about   my pooch so I will  throw a few magnets on it and  proudly display it on the front of my refrigerator for the whole world to see  and yuck !  smell

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Kenny

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6 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

I will  throw a few magnets on it and  proudly display it on the front of my refrigerator for the whole world to see 

TBF that would probably be an improvement on the "art" that I've seen some parents proudly displaying.

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On 6/8/2021 at 5:03 PM, craigb said:

You'll probably want to use this plug-in with that Kenny! ?

turdpolishplugin.jpg

I think we need to dial back on the wet setting and add some dry tone  because my poor old undergarments can't take the wet slippery artifacts any more  ...

The Things We Do for That Elusive Brown Tone  ?

16 hours ago, paulo said:

TBF that would probably be an improvement on the "art" that I've seen some parents proudly displaying.

? True Dat ?

11 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said:

I wonder if its processor uses the latest . . .

 

 

 

 

logarithms

Only The Best Logs with an unwavering sense of time and rhythm will do .

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8 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

… and best recorded in Pro Stools ?

 

???????? Great Post Steve !


Kenny

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3 hours ago, Bapu said:

When I play scrabble and have no consonants I usually tell the other players I'm gonna need to move my vowels.

 

 

 

I'll gt m ct.

 

 

1 hour ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Fixed?

Fxd?

Straummy moved his vowels.

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On 6/9/2021 at 1:24 PM, SteveStrummerUK said:

… and best recorded in Pro Stools ?

That's the first I actually laughed in a very long time. Thanks Steve. LOFL.

There's got to be an Ozone joke to squeeze in there with that somehow.

 

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20 minutes ago, Shane_B. said:

That's the first I actually laughed in a very long time. Thanks Steve. LOFL.

There's got to be an Ozone joke to squeeze in there with that somehow.

 

Their new product called oooOzoneout?

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