Bruno de Souza Lino Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 I remember when time traveling jokes used to be funny. Flying United will certainly be a drag. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share Posted January 19, 2021 Cat puns freak meowt. Seriously, I'm not kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 That pun blows, Bob. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 15 hours ago, craigb said: That pun blows, Bob. ? Agreed. But it's got some atmosphere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 23, 2021 Author Share Posted January 23, 2021 I've started investing in stocks: Beef, chicken, and vegetable... One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share Posted January 26, 2021 Two Wi-Fi Engineers got married, The reception was fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 How deep is the frog pond? Knee deep. Knee deep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandolin Picker Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Mandolin Picker said: Been there! (But, who hasn't?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Please return to your cabbages! Also, as you've bean told before, refrain from bothering the deck suedes as they work for minimal celery and need to find any leeks. If any turnip, then there might be some water cress especially if there are also kale-force winds which can make things very chili, though I doubt there's any chance of capsicum. Remember that only women and children are allowed onion the microgreen life boats because there isn't mushroom. We've already had a report of a passenger named Ginger (who has some nice melons by the way!) who slipped and did an eggplant on the deck. Now excuse me, I yam going sprout to take a pea. I leave you with a brief prayer from Parsnip Chokos: "As a native of Cauliflower, I am cucumbered to you all. To quote the Kohlrabi Cavolo Nero, 'Those who are witloof, spring onion and don't taro, shallot miss a beet.' Asparagus, so we can carrot the weight okra the mountain and across the fennel. Tonight we require courgette that we may sprout tomato. Scallopini, amen!" (Please note that artichoke and asparagus were not included because they stayed home and ended up on the Okra show.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 Whew! That was a piece of work Craig. A little corny but that's a good thing. Let's hope the Navy Beans get there in time for a rescue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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