Notes_Norton Posted January 5, 2021 Author Posted January 5, 2021 One bird can't make a pun But Toucan
Notes_Norton Posted January 6, 2021 Author Posted January 6, 2021 Thanks, Craig! You took my lamest pun and made it a funny meta-pun. Read this in limerick meter... I posted a very lame pun I posted it just for the fun A few you did add That were just as bad, Now ten puns are better than one. 1
craigb Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 Best legal prosecution team? Turner Brown & Ben Dover? I'll have to ask my lawyer, Justin Case... 1
Notes_Norton Posted January 7, 2021 Author Posted January 7, 2021 Or the classic, Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe 1
Notes_Norton Posted January 7, 2021 Author Posted January 7, 2021 Ethics question. A lady comes in to pay $100 on her account. As she walks out the door, the lawyer notices she gave him two $100 bills that were stuck together. Ethics dilemma. Does he tell his partner, or keep it all himself? 2
Notes_Norton Posted January 12, 2021 Author Posted January 12, 2021 A book just fell on my head... ... I only have my shelf to blame
CoveCamper Posted January 12, 2021 Posted January 12, 2021 If you take the shell off a turtle, is he naked or homeless?
craigb Posted January 12, 2021 Posted January 12, 2021 7 hours ago, CoveCamper said: If you take the shell off a turtle, is he naked or homeless? ?
Notes_Norton Posted January 12, 2021 Author Posted January 12, 2021 The girl in the middle of the tennis court is named Annette. groan.
craigb Posted January 13, 2021 Posted January 13, 2021 Got a pack of puns in an email this morning and, when I saw Bob's last effort among them, I figured I had to share the rest! ? Fungi puns are my yeast favorite; there's too mushroom for error... If you have to wear both a mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation. When you teach a wolf to meditate, he becomes aware wolf. Monsters don't like to eat ghosts because they taste like sheet! I was told not to steal kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take! Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid. I have a friend that wants to study burrowing rodents; I told him to gopher it! I'm reading a book called "Quick Money For Dummies" by Robin Banks. Nothing tops a plain pizza! When you said life would get back to normal after June, July'ed! Newsflash: "Lego Store Re-Opens After Lockdown! Folks Lined Up for Blocks!" Cosmetology student misses class, forced to make up makeup test! Be careful when you eat at Sam & Ella's diner! I pulled a muscle digging for gold; just a miner injury... I never finish anything! I have a black belt in partial arts. Ghosts like to ride in elevators because it lifts their spirits. 1
Notes_Norton Posted January 14, 2021 Author Posted January 14, 2021 Those were terrible Craig : translation: I loved them. * * * I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist... I should have known, there were red flags everywhere. 1
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