Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

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If a cop pulls over a U-Haul

 

 

Did he bust a move?

[craigb]

[57Gregy]

Man in restaurant:
Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter:
Impossible. We used them all in the raisin bread.


The old ones are not always the best ones. ?

[Wibbles]

1 hour ago, 57Gregy said:

The old ones are not always the best ones. 

That sums up the membership of The Coffee House.

[kennywtelejazz]

                                                     

 

                                                                                       

Kenny

[Notes_Norton]

Thanks for teaching me the meaning of "plethora".

 

 

It means a lot.

[craigb]

Bob's pun, remixed. ?

 

[Notes_Norton]

Try this one Craig:

 

If you boil a funny bone
it becomes laughing stock.

 

That's humerus.

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I broke up with my gym.

 

We just weren't working out.

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6:30 is the best time on the clock.

 

 

Hands down.

[kennywtelejazz]

                                  

 

Kenny

Edited December 30, 2020 by kennywtelejazz

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[kennywtelejazz]

                                  

 

Kenny

[PhonoBrainer]

On 12/9/2020 at 12:58 PM, craigb said:

Oh my Cod that was bad!  Very low on the scale, especially the tail-end.  I can't believe I was baited into reading in, but I did it just for the halibut!

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To post these criticism puns takes a lot of gill. Unmitigated gill.

[craigb]

Admit it, you were hooked! ?

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