I once wrote a song called.......

[paulo]

Well done you utter bell end.

 

What unusually named songs have you written?

[James G]

I think ''How Now Fat Cart-Like Wench, Whither Goest Thou Inst Drawers So Fearfully Overpopulated'' may have been one of the more outre' numbers.

That or ''Turn of the Century Grape-shot Paranoia''

 

[Bapu]

"Oi, I'm a Caca Poo-Poo Head"

 

or summat like that

[Bapu]

Paulo,

 

Didjya know Daryk lieks monkeys?

 

Ya, for the LULZ.

[Bert Guy]

"Como tu frijole, hombre "

(rough translation : "How you bean, man ?)

It wasn't very good...

 

Cheers,

 

Bert

Edited January 27, 2019 by Bert Guy

[kennywtelejazz]

11 hours ago, James G said:

I think ''How Now Fat Cart-Like Wench, Whither Goest Thou Inst Drawers So Fearfully Overpopulated'' may have been one of the more outre' numbers.

That or ''Turn of the Century Grape-shot Paranoia''

 

Hey Jame's ,

I'm gonna have to give that tune a listen after I get done reading the book you wrote .....

                                         

Kenny

 

[SteveStrummerUK]

"Even the gestapo had the decency to identify themselves (aka: Public exclusions never invite support)"

       ~ The Rusty Sheriff's Badges (2019)

 

 

 

 

 

[craigb]

As if you haven't already heard it before!

Spanking the Monkey

 

A collab between myself, a guy in England and a singer in Belgium.  The guy in England (Jon) loved to come up with names and force me to write lyrics to them...

[mumpfucious]

"All the good things I have to say about you"

It was an instrumental.

[kennywtelejazz]

I recently  got the chance to co produce and  record this  strikingly  handsom  fellas  performance  of

"Who Stole My Boys I Know The  Vet Has Done Me Wrong  "     

Once the tracking was done I  dialed in some of his suspicious bone chilling howls  using Melodyne ..

Also ran his piano playing through the Pro Channel while addin a touch of Breverb .

Overall the session worked out Great when he was not licking the spots  where his Lost Boys  used to hang out ...

(ooopsss there goes my Pinocchio nose again .... alright who slipped a blue pill in my coffee ? I know and you know I'm telling the truth ?  Right ?}

uncross fingers ...

Kenny

Edited February 4, 2019 by Kenny Wilson