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  1. I like this one very much Wookie ,

    Some of the musical passages of this tune cross over into a sort of progressive fusion type of territory in places ....You always use choice synth sounds ,

    Also very nice orchestrations  and thematic motifs .

     

    all the best,

     

    Kenny

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  2. Wow that song  was fantastic on so many levels .

    Super clever lyrics that mock today's online dating practices due to the social media  influence .

    I Loved the synths , they sound so grounded and Retro Modular ...

    You and your wife's singing and vocals drew me in closer as the song went on because I wanted to hear more about the shedding of the multi layers of lies and  half truths people use all the time online to capture and ensnare   ...

    Daryl , you and your wife are indeed a rare talent  . I'm glad I have gotten the opportunity to have listened to some of your music .

     

    Kenny

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  3. Hi All ,

    Tales Of An Almost Forgotten Yesterday  is a little song ditty that I just did this weekend ...( Ouch that pic is not doing the song Justice ...sorry bout that ...lol)

    This song started out life as a generic E Major Country Blues Progression  Backing Track I had gotten from  Twanger Central .... 

    The B.T. is from this week... Week 218 and the unaltered baking track can be found in my songs description over at S C .

    I added a whole bunch of instruments and guitar parts to put my own stamp of musical destruction on to this track  ...

    This song project was done all in Cakewalk by Band Lab w the exception of a pedal steel and piano part I had done over in BIAB and brought it into my Cakewalk project .

    I don't usually get to play Country .... when I do I enjoy playing  it ....

    I sure hope someone here also enjoys this for what it is ...

     

    Kenny

     

     

     

     

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  4. 3 hours ago, InstrEd said:

    you couldn't handle it? 

    You might be right Ed , I'm not brave enough to even  try .

    Craig  on the other hand  may be able to handle all  the risks .

    Anyway , this poor other fella  was thoroughly convinced in his mind  he could handle it . 

    He dove in head first   with everything he had for that "Triple Scoop of Kooky Nookie" , look what happened to him  .

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    Kenny

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    28 minutes ago, craigb said:

    They look like they just saw one of S.L.I.P.'s posts! ?

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    This fella is certainly under the influence of having seen one of S.L.I.P.'s photo's ?

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    The Family in the picture realized their Pooch had gotten his inspiration from this thread.

    To keep the Peace in the family  they decided to get him his own version of an alligator ( a dry land version small enough to keep indoors )

    And so , as the story ends,  They lived happily for ever after in Peace and harmony on the couch

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    Kenny

     

    PS ( the young lady's knee caps recovered in record time )

    Yeah I know I'm Crazy ?

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  6. 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

    Actually having a wife who plays guitar is good. She says, "You really need that new guitar you've been looking at" because she wants to play it too!!!

     

    Wow Notes _ Norton !  you certainly  got it made ?

    Me ?  I've never been that lucky in Love  ?‍♂️

    Kenny

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    While she is sniffing the fingerboard to check if the finger board  is rosewood , I would like to sniff the back of the guitar to check the angles of the  body contours?

                                                                                                            ?

    Hey ! I'm Just offering my services as a willing guitar tech .???

     

    Kenny

  8. 1 hour ago, InstrEd said:

    Where is the Cow Bell!
    How does he reach the Kick Drum?

    Those are the reasons why he got kicked out of the Band !?

    If only he had played Bass in the Band ,  then he could have carried it all w his tongue ?

    Kenny

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    8 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

    depends on what's going on under the water

     

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    WHAT ! Bills alligator got my spider woman fantasy girl in the water and that was it . I didn't stand a chance after that ?

    Kenny

    PS I have heard of pretty girls and Princesses  kissing frogs with the hopes of them turning into a Majestic Prince ..

    Now alligators ?

    Sheesh now everybody is trying to getting into the act . What's next Dolphins ? & Guitar Players ?

  10. 10 hours ago, bitflipper said:

    Hey, this is my thread and I have to insist on keeping it on-topic.

    Just as Jeopardy requires all answers to be in the form of a question, this thread requires all posts to be sarcastic.

    The Coffee House has a reputation to preserve!

    Well put Dave ,

    When it comes to Sarcasm 101 ,  the witty will always have all the fun and the stupid simply wont get it .

    Please allow me this opportunity to apologize to the group as a whole for many of the mean , awful and" painfully accurate things " I have said to many of ( you ) the members of this C.H. sub forum over the years .

    I propose  a toast to another day of outward smiles and inward screams as we learn to fake our way through life pretending to have applied sarcasms most valuable lessons   .

     

    Kenny

     

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                                                                     In The white Corner we have The Royal Beasts .

     

                                                                                                                                                             RoyalBeastsChessPieces4-1.jpg

     

                                                                                                                             VS

     

                                   In The Black Corner we have The Les Paul's and various Guitars                                

     

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    all moves will be timed

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    “I have come to the personal conclusion that while all artists are not chess players, all chess players are artists.” – Marcel Duchamp

    Let the games begin.

    Kenny

     

  12. On 10/14/2019 at 5:41 PM, bitflipper said:

     

    Kenny, you're only as old as you feel.

     

    Oh Why Oh Why did they have to write that song about  turning 64 ...  ,,

    When I first heard it I was only a little boy . I never thought I would ever make it this far . Now I can't get the words out of my head ...

    Thanks Dave ,    I better change my feelings  about how old I feel  . I'm one of the young guys at the gym I work out at  .( when it comes to the silver sneakers crowd )

    I met a guy that was 94 years old and he was in better shape than me ( at least mentally ) ?

     

    Kenny

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