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While she is sniffing the fingerboard to check if the finger board is rosewood , I would like to sniff the back of the guitar to check the angles of the body contours? ? Hey ! I'm Just offering my services as a willing guitar tech .??? Kenny

Those are the reasons why he got kicked out of the Band !? If only he had played Bass in the Band , then he could have carried it all w his tongue ? Kenny

I wish you all the best in your musical Journey , Always remember , I'm here for you if your band ever reforms Kenny

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WHAT ! Bills alligator got my spider woman fantasy girl in the water and that was it . I didn't stand a chance after that ? Kenny PS I have heard of pretty girls and Princesses kissing frogs with the hopes of them turning into a Majestic Prince .. Now alligators ? Sheesh now everybody is trying to getting into the act . What's next Dolphins ? & Guitar Players ?

? they are not even Gibson's ? Kenny

Well put Dave , When it comes to Sarcasm 101 , the witty will always have all the fun and the stupid simply wont get it . Please allow me this opportunity to apologize to the group as a whole for many of the mean , awful and" painfully accurate things " I have said to many of ( you ) the members of this C.H. sub forum over the years . I propose a toast to another day of outward smiles and inward screams as we learn to fake our way through life pretending to have applied sarcasms most valuable lessons . Kenny

In The white Corner we have The Royal Beasts . VS In The Black Corner we have The Les Paul's and various Guitars all moves will be timed “I have come to the personal conclusion that while all artists are not chess players, all chess players are artists.” – Marcel Duchamp Let the games begin. Kenny

Oh Why Oh Why did they have to write that song about turning 64 ... ,, When I first heard it I was only a little boy . I never thought I would ever make it this far . Now I can't get the words out of my head ... Thanks Dave , I better change my feelings about how old I feel . I'm one of the young guys at the gym I work out at .( when it comes to the silver sneakers crowd ) I met a guy that was 94 years old and he was in better shape than me ( at least mentally ) ? Kenny

Yeah give Bill some credit , if it's really him he will eventually apologize to the Alligator ? Kenny

? Yeah right , I know that one . It sure gets kinda old . It's just like practicing a song for years that I will never get to play Kenny

this video deserves a Bump Kenny

When and if that Spider Woman shows up at my door this Halloween asking for a treat , there is only one safe thing I can do . I'm gonna grab my treat , put it back in my front pocket and lock my Levi's zipper down w a master lock I'm just too young to die . Oh but the thought of such a Glorious Death Kenny

I can understand how you could feel that way considering the threads topic + all the general horsing around that always happens here in the Coffee House .. The truth is I was genuinely grateful with my motives for posting my comment ...? Don't worry there will be other occasions here on the forum when your Spidey sense's will be correct ? Kenny

Let us know what you think one you get it installed . Also thanks for the other synth recommendations . Kenny

Let's face it, sarcasm and good storytelling is not for everyone . Kenny PS one of mine I had to slip into the thread

Wow thank you S.L.I.P. ! this is much appreciated . Was that Notes Norton playing the Sax? Kenny

Yes Craig I agree w you it is still a very good deal ... They are a good company , When I bought Voltage product bundles / upgrades through them , they always applied my prior purchases to the price of what I'm looking to upgrade to .. Work requirements ?? Kenny

I had my birthday last weekend . I would have been happy if she showed up even if she couldn't sing worth a $hit and handed me a twinky w a half burnt candle on it ... Yes ! Very Do Able Kenny

After seeing this Fugly Trick or Treater at his front door on Halloween and thinking once or twice about hitting it S.L.I.P. decided to rise above this personal romantic low point and get himself a service animal . After an exhaustive national search He knew beyond a shadow of a doubt when he did in fact find the right dog for him . Armed with a fresh unopened jar of peanut butter for his new four legged companion They both set out on their new found quest to set things right and to restore his former high standards of posting only cute pics of do able Ladies for all his future Coffee House posts Kenny

This is Beagles Nobel Prize Nominated Taste Captivating Visual Essay called The Advanced Biological Concepts of Procreation explained in much simpler terms Kenny

good one ? OK sarcasm alert Kenny

Your awesome ! don't forget the Becan Kenny

Last month Audio Deluxe was giving Voltage Module away for free ( The Basic) . Then Cherry Audio added the Nucleus bundle for Voltage Module to sweeten things for free which I grabbed ... Then I upgraded to the version you mentioned ( Core $ 99 .00 ) for 50 dollars ...Cherry Audio was having a sale for 1/2 off When I bumped up Core there was w an add on package w some real cool drum modules and presets from another vendor / synth company ... Cherry Audio also has a lot of cool vendors that have come up w modules for Voltage PSP I can't say enough about this synth . it absolutely sounds fantastic ... if it ever goes on sale again do your self a favor and spring for it ... Kenny

??? Gee your funny ..hows that ? I got your back Craig ...Don't worry..... Be Sarcastic Kenny