Byron Dickens

Unless you're the seller and managed to sucker some brain-dead moron into falling for this: https://www.ebay.com/itm/373700954375?hash=item5702500907:g:eqsAAOSwJsdhKfLi&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoF%2FThQPp%2BBUzRj7gZowtwhInx%2F3IIODvDCtQ1xn5DoT%2FYMtGcvNwAB1o%2FpgoiCnPjNrZS63tCYp96H29fwqdYeH8aK9NGuKQrY2FXlhqqi6K4bLn1kBa7UpzbkxN3a4W3kFCmE7Y5Bu5xIxA3ly2PYdJamOFbUIpaerSCAAIGaKauip%2BHvoFoZ1%2BsSrjp8WM7gKB6xh6BVgWjzCccl6XOJw%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5yn4PGtYQ

With no information about your system, it's anybody's guess. What OS? Processor? Ram? And most importantly what audio interface are you using and what driver mode?

"If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all." - Booker T Jones, William Bell. " I asked her for water, she brought me gasoline. That's the terriblest woman, that I ever seen." - Chester Burnett (Howlin' Wolf) "I've got a good mind to give up living, and go Shopping instead To pick out a tombstone, and be pronounced dead." -BB King

I keep meaning to do that but I never get around to it.

Years ago I resolved not to make any resolutions....

Did you try it anyway? What happened?

CBD and pot are not the same thing.

People always assume it's the software....

There are myriad options in the$100-$200 range that are more than suitable. Focusrite and PreSonus are both highly regarded. Whatever you get, make sure it has a dedicated ASIO driver from the manufacturer and not some third party. Go to the manufacturer's website before you buy and look for the driver download. If they direct you to download ASIO4ALL, cross that one off your list and move on. Beringer's lowest tier interfaces use it, but the ones a few steps up the ladder have real ASIO drivers available. That is something to watch out for. At this point, any microphone with an XLR connector will do

Get a proper audio interface and either mic the amp or use the dedicated line out.

I do know and I'm telling you the solution. You can listen to my advice or you can bang your head against the wall for God knows how long fiddle-farting around and not fixing the problem until you either finally do what I suggested in the first place or give up Your choice.

Get a proper audio interface and a real microphone.

Yeah. That one went south fast!

I use the index and look for just the part I need.

Taco Hell. I wouldn't feed that abominable slop to pigs.

Wow, there's a thought....

The only people in the world more gullible and susceptible to expectation bias than guitar players are "audiophiles."

Hogwash.

Should have suggested the same to her supervisor as well. I guarantee she doesn't complain about having the paid day off....

A rudimentary knowledge of music theory gets you the same thing for free. No plugin needed.

"You were the first thing that I thought of when I thought I drank you off my mind." Clint Black

I've been bitten by dumb things like that more times than I care to admit.

"The only time you're good to me, baby is when I cash my check." Buddy Guy

I thought holidays were so retailers could have an excuse to encourage crass consumerism....