S.L.I.P.

I bullied a couple of vegans, and then visited the Deal's forum.

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Honey, did I ever tell you about the time I was bullied by a vegan? Never again!

The replies/responses between Notes and Tezza are so long, I'm surprised they both have time to eat...

I just got that, having just stumbled into that other thread...

If your wife/girlfriend comes running into the room with her hair on fire, screaming, "What should I do?" Do NOT say put it out! You say things like, "Wow, you look really good as a red head," or "Poor baby, that must really hurt. I feel so bad for you," etc...

It sorta looks like the last song I wrote...

I went to Google images searching for the worst looking breakfast, but they all looked better than what ICrap served you...

Best Steven Wright joke... "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."

...for all the wonderful music toys that you helped me get throughout the year! All the best in the coming New Year!

You only get to listen to one record...

This is nice!