Notes_Norton

I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Up Jumped The Rabbit - Sam Butera

I Feel The Earth Move - Carole King

I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

The Fez - Steely Dan Association - lyrics: I wanna be your holy man (and that could be a priest.) Besides, I like the song Bernard Purdie - the drummer on the sesson, is one of my favrites

A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

Stones - Neil Diamond

Interesting. I knew some of these facts, and learned others (if I don't forget them).

Another groaner for ya... I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

500 Miles High - Chick Corea

I had this one when I was a kid. Paul Desmond, the alto sax player, is one of my all-time favorites.

Paul Desmond doubled it with "Take Ten"

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

“2+2=5” - Radiohead

Above? How far? Eight Miles High - The Byrds

Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley (sorry, I couldn't resist)

She keeps it under her skirt.

When you're good at something, ya just gotta do it. - - - - - - Walk Like An Egyptian - Bangles

A wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

Too Many Fish In The Sea - Young Rascals With all the herrings above, I though I'd post this one, just for the halibut.