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Notes_Norton

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  1. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
  2. You remember the 1970s? Let me see, there was the mid 60s, a big blur, then the 80s.
  3. Dancing In Your Head — Ornette Coleman
  4. Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.
  5. Black Magic Woman - Fleetwood Mac https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eANGHVQS9Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRu7Pt42x6Y
  6. Just another face in the crowd. Number 27 in the series.
  7. A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer day. Mother Superior tells them to hurry up and finish because the blind man is coming. The nuns get so hot from working in the heat that one suggests they take their tops off to cool down. Another says, 'OK, I guess it’s just a blind man that’s coming.' The blind man arrives and says, 'Nice t!ts. Where do you want the blinds?'
  8. Goin' Out Of My Head — Little Anthony & The Imperials Anthony did a show in a bar that we were the house band in, back in the 70s, and he was one excellent singer.
  9. I can't believe I've gone so many years without noticing this ↑
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