SteveStrummerUK

I'm led to believe that all the censored 'rude' words are kept in a....... er......... secret folder ? ... and now back to your regular programme

Many Happy Returns! ??? ? Pfft ... .... I'll always be a punk kid ☺️ 58 is the new 18 etc.

McQ? I miss his opinions. Good times ?

Sorry Wibbs ?

You got me ?

Same deal with the word 'dyslexia' Mike!

I've given up trying to educate him ?

My old mate PistolPete was admiring the model of Mount Everest I'd just completed building. "It's very good Strummy" he mused, "Is it to scale?" "No it's not my mentally challenged amigo" I replied, "It's to look at."

Dear Bill By way of a massive thank you for your personal endorsement of my humble fred, please accept these humble gifts: An honourable mention A resounding "Brillyant" from all your friends in the Land of CakeLab A 'get out of jail free' apology card - valid in all forums until August 1st (however, please avoid using this to use the word "p***s"; refer to #5 below) An empty, meaningless. patronising "Well Done" from John An empty bag (please do not confuse 'bag' with 'ban' - I believe you may have done this in the past) All the very best Lurve Straummy PS - re #3: You might get away with saying "penith", but not if you mention you have a lisp.

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Fun fact #53 - - - Ed made that T-shirt for me ^^^^^^^ ?

Hmmm ? Seems I may have been doing this all wrong ... I wondered why I was thrown out of Boots ?

Harsh. Just 'harsh'. No 'fair' required.