SteveStrummerUK

Earlier today, this chap wandered up to me in the street. He was obviously the worse for drink, as he started serenading me: "There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb" Sheesh, I thought to myself, that's a bit off the wall.

It could have been a lot worse ...

It did cross my mind ?

^^^^^^^^^ Now that is truly dreadful ?

Wibbs: Oh that's unusual, Strummy had posted a Stranglers tune... Strummy: Why yes, yes I have Wibbs: Indeed

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Sheesh, this isn't a very good advert for their obvious lack of any customer care Bill. Do they have a toll-free number you could call, just to prompt them into some sort of action?

I know ol' Straummy's can be a bit slow on the uptake, but I don't get it ?

Last one I promise ...

Another classic from the legend himself, Barry Gray.