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paulo

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  1. Ahhh, Halloween......when children first get an inkling that maybe their parents might just be hypocrites....

     

    364 Days a year.....

    Parents: Remember kids, always be kind to others, be in before dark and never take sweets from strangers.

     

    1 day a year....

    Parents: Kids.....go out in the dark and demand sweets from strangers. If they don't give you any, throw eggs and flour at them.

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  2. 4 hours ago, RobertWS said:

    I can't list everything I'm guilty of...because the internet would fill up and shut down.

    Hmmm....that answer only really works if the thread was titled "Everything I'm guilty of....."

    You can tell us 5.

    You'll feel better afterwards.

    A problem shared and all that.........

  3. 4 hours ago, RobertWS said:

    That's offensive to people who identify as cats.  You're hurting their felines.

    It's so important to be careful not to offend people. Even one little S.L.I.B.P. up can easily lead to one becoming an outcast.

     

    Oh, wait did I say important?

     

    I meant unimportant.

     

    My bad.

  4. 7 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

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    Wilma and Betty........? 

    That's honestly never occurred to me before, but now that you've brought it up.....

     

    it's not your worst idea ever........

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  5. 2 hours ago, RobertWS said:

    It takes just one snowflake....

    That's exactly the kind of unenlightened attitude that makes asking them to re-name their song "Honky Tonk Person of Unspecified Gender" seem unreasonable.

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  6. Never really liked the Stones, but I did once see their tour trucks on the road although I didn't know what they were for at the time. Thanks to a very noisy AC unit in my FL motel room, I'd given up on the idea of sleep and decided to just sit outside instead. 52 trucks in close convoy along the freeway had me wondering what that was all about until the morning newspaper revealed that it was one of their three road crews en route to set up for a show in in Tampa. Apparently this was only one of the three road crews and sets of gear they had in rotation for that tour. At any time, one was set up for the next show, one was being being set up somewhere else for the next show and the one they had just used was being dismantled before moving on to the one after the next show.

  7. 12 minutes ago, kennywtelejazz said:

    Then at about 6 mins in she switches up and does a ....  by then she drove me nuts w her multiple personalities

    On the plus side for you , this proves that you are over 4 times more tolerant of bad acting than me.

    Oh, wait......

    Is that a good thing or not?

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