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Well, if we're going that far back, then I'd like to resurrect the following....... What does Batman's mum shout when his meal is ready.......? Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman. Where does the pink panther live? Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Duhram, Durham, Durham.........

I think Paul is just angry that having got rid of the previous gold digger, he's now realised that the current Mrs M spends twice as much on shoes.

Don't worry about it. You won't be needing them.The world is ending.........hasn't anyone told you yet??

Yep, I know all that. But he is back to the (relative) future.?

I guess that's one way to plug your album.

Bill, the nervous javelin thrower, is in the house!

More like a fourth. ?

Hmmmm.........so if I'm reading this right, we're thinking that Jesus is the untouchable relative of the owner, like maybe his son or something, and that Larry is really the owner ....... Which means that Larry is the father of Jesus............. Which means........... Oh man, this is HUGE!!!!! ???????? Larry....................... Does Not Exist. Mind Blown.

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any *****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your *****ing beak to the bar you irritating little shit!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?

Just what this forum needed.........yet another copycat fred title......? Well done. ?

I was expecting that it was actually going to be called "Piece of Crap" and was the start of a new era in marketing honesty. I should have known that will never happen, but imagine if it did......... APD DEAL !!!!!! The same price as it is everywhere else !!!! New (well, it was when he started it 10 years ago) from some guy in his spare bedroom who doesn't even put pants on most days, but masquerades as a being a big software company, a completely mediocre synth that doesn't do anything that countless others already do. Buy it now or you'll be able to buy it for less in the not too distant future.

Great Scott ! What a time to be alive......

Why do they stand outside even when the door is open......? Because they never know when to come in.

Why do drummers always knock on their own front door? Because they have no idea what a key is.

FYI, I'm a man, not a caveman.? Oh and yeah, waaayyy TMI.

It's what Larry Shelby would have wanted.........?

Ner ner ner ner ner ?

From now on they shall be known as SLapu......

Well that explains everything.......that guy is pretty well known for hanging around.

I can't really play at all and can't usually find much time to practice in the day, so being a poor sleeper anyway I decided to stop lying there awake feeling frustrated at 3am and get up and practice my drums for a few hours instead. I really think it's starting to make a difference. It also has the added bonus of drowning out my noisy neighbours who are constantly banging on the walls and screaming. Honestly, it's like some people just have no idea how selfish they are.............

You missed a trick there...... One of the best things about quarantine is not having to wear any pants.

The RX8 must have looked a lot different on your side of the pond. Over here they looked like this...... Whereas a poor man's Porsche looks like this....

Just 'cause they're related doesn't mean you have to like 'em, right?

If only there were some kind of plug-in for drums.........

I don't care what he called his folder - I was faking it.