Wibbles

When I first saw this I thought it couldn't be happening and that I must have overdone the medication ...

This seems somehow topical: Who's going to be first with ...

If it is, she's cut her hair.

It would be incredibly annoying and entirely unhelpful if I was to say "It worked for me". So I won't. ... Although it did. I don't know what to suggest other than giving your computer a solid kick.

It would appear so. Three sample packs. I wouldn't quite put in the bracket of being a "godsend". "Loopcloud - Inspiring the Next Evolution in Music Production" - no, that would be drugs.

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Yes, when the only alternative is American beer.

I see the Backstop negotiations are going well.

I bought my boomerang 10 years ago today, so I'm celebrating its birthday. I hope you'll join me in wishing it many happy returns.

I would have picked the ones I had.

The only plugin I've got my eye on is Kylie (no VST adaptor required). The software will still run on my ageing mainframe.

Metallica issues? The issue I've always had with Metallica is that they're shite.

Being broke not only cures GAS, but there's also no chance of being able to update your computer. If anybody needs help curing their gas, please contact me for further information. I can help you on the road to recovery*. Results 100% guaranteed. * Side effects might include a nice holiday for me.

Utah! Utah! Utah Saints!

... just not with Thomas Cook.

But it's also full of Liverpool fans - so it's best avoided.

I've probably overused this one.

You forgot the picture.

Did they use their feet or was 3 hours of headbutting each other like usual?

This works in most circumstances.

I am fewer confused.

No, they are protesting that someone took their sunshade away.

Just ask him for a lesson about the correct use of the apostrophe. That's always good for a laugh.

Perhaps 2 weeks too late, but have a watch of this review: https://youtu.be/XX74Z6-fv1A The video doesn't allow embedding, but the link should work. The reviewer isn't terribly impressed.

Not exactly an accident but not old age either. This is a bit nearer the mark :