Wibbles

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To me, all mac and cheese looks like what you'd get if you gave a pile of vomit an emetic. The smells about the same as well.

... it turns out it was Mesh all along.

Sounds like a euphemistic trip to the gynaecologists.

I think I may have arrived in the wrong universe. Either that or somebody is playing a cruel trick on me.

It seems whenever Apple update their OS they consider backward compatibility to be someone else's problem.

If ever I met Kylie, there'd be a dick-filled fitty pus'.

I just took another look at the plug-ins' product pages and noticed "Minimum Requirements ... Windows 10 x64". So that's me out.

From Puremagnetik's FAQ, for those of you who want to give these a go: "In Windows, my host (Cubase, Machine, FL Studio etc) does not recognize or play the VST. Please start the host as Admin (right click on program and select "Run as Admin"). If that solved the problem you should only have to do it this one time and open the host normally from now on. If the VST has been blacklisted, please remove the VST and Csound.dll from the blacklist (if your host allows)" AND "I installed a VST but it does not show up in Windows. Please follow these important points to be sure that your Puremagnetik VST loads • Be sure to run the included installer as admin (i.e., right click the .exe and select 'Run as administrator'). • Choose your VST folder as the destination directory. • In order for this VST to function correctly, you must install it directly into your working VST directory. • Your VST folder must be chosen within your host's VST preferences. Sometimes you must toggle the folder selection on/off and rescan your VST folder for it to recognize the plug-in. • If the folder is moved or renamed you must reinstall the VST in order to fix the file references used for this plugin."

I want to like them, but not at the risk of breaking my poor old 'pooter.

Used asswipes? Now that's a completely different forum*. * and/or folder.

Some asswipes are giving these away for free.

Edit: A day too late, I noticed that the minimum requirement is for Windows 10. So that's me out.

In which case, I feel no guilt in saying "It worked for me".

I've got about 80 gigs just of freebie 808/909 samples. Exactly how many Roland TR samples does the world need?

When I first saw this I thought it couldn't be happening and that I must have overdone the medication ...

This seems somehow topical: Who's going to be first with ...

If it is, she's cut her hair.

It would be incredibly annoying and entirely unhelpful if I was to say "It worked for me". So I won't. ... Although it did. I don't know what to suggest other than giving your computer a solid kick.

It would appear so. Three sample packs. I wouldn't quite put in the bracket of being a "godsend". "Loopcloud - Inspiring the Next Evolution in Music Production" - no, that would be drugs.

It's only free with a purchase. How to claim your FREE copy of Loopcloud+ Bundle

Yes, when the only alternative is American beer.

I see the Backstop negotiations are going well.

I bought my boomerang 10 years ago today, so I'm celebrating its birthday. I hope you'll join me in wishing it many happy returns.