Wibbles

Ants in the pants? You need ....

There are still some oldies there. But I did say ancient.

Sarcasm from Craig? That seems a bit unlikely.

You're in luck then. As well as the U530CM, there's a few other amp/pre-amp sims.

Pretty much. The current library stands at 87 plugins. It includes nearly all the plugins to date apart from the ancient ones (mostly 32 bit only). The one-off specials (eg commercial software given away free with a particular issue) are not included in the library. The link posted above (CM Plugins) will give you a flavour of what's available, but it does include videos for some of the one-off giveaways. If a plugins is called "Product name CM", then it will be in the current library (except as noted above).

They may have a point.

What, Macbeth?

Overgrown ferret, with a fish fetish. But cute though.

"Musicians' Friend" always makes me think it's for drummers only.

We have a resident squirrel? Where's it nesting?

Wikileaks.

You haven't seen how she gets it on the pancakes.

No, he got married on 20/4. It's pretty much only Americans that write the date the wrong way round.

Oh yes indeedy.

Congratulations to you and the wife. Safe journey home.

The experience is wasted on them unless they're sober.

Here's the Cakewalk/Sonar articles: https://www.soundonsound.com/techniques/software/daw/sonar-cakewalk

I like to pick up a copy every few months or so - it makes ideal reading fodder for when I'm on the throne. But the shiny pages are no good as emergency bog roll.

The only one that matters is the one that takes me to my beddy-byezzzzzzz .....

Dunno. They stick up more, makes them easier targets.

One would think that after over 86,000 of things, you might have an inkling as to what they were. Or did that happen by random chance?

A cut down version of Diffuse called Microfuse is available with Computer Music magazine.

She's says I'm special too.

Stick to the black notes and ignore the white ones, and that's two less notes to deal with.