Wibbles

I can't speak for Canada, but the becan in the UK doesn't. You can get American style becan in the UK - streaky becan - it's the cheap stuff, all fatty and horrible. The discerning gentleman will go for back becan.

Or go with the darts motto: "Aim low, score high"

Better becan ...

Aaaaaaah ...

We've all been there after a pint or two too many.

What do you mean ...

Let's leave it to ones conscience then.

This is not a "love" song ...

So long and thanks for all the falafel ... ... or is that a different fred?

"skivvy: noun [ C ] UK informal. a ... female servant, who does the dirty and unpleasant jobs in a house ..." If she's British, you may be in luck ...

Thanks, but it wasn't I who introduced the prohibition ...

Serious problem incursion neutralised at Coffee House

Congratulations!

Somebody in the US decided they were a security threat.

... going for the Hulk Hogan look.

It's from Dreamstealers.

I was listening to Bristol bands this Weekend. Here's one for @craigb

... not forgetting International-level loudmouth. Which would explain the hockey injuries.

There's a lot to be said for women's hockey ...

Dinner for me was lamb curry, with extra chilli powder and a handful of fresh chillies for good measure. It still wasn't hot enough. Although I might put the toilet roll in the fridge overnight just in case.

With becan, I hope.