Wibbles

Redneck equivalent of sinking jars and chatting up women ... "Make sure you're home by 8, with a fresh bottle of moonshine, and we'll sit amongst our large family."

What would be more helpful would be a video teaching Americans how to use a knife and fork properly.

... then you're probably a robot.

Commodores - Easy .... ... smooooooooth.

How many 303s is enough? More than nine.

The wind outside has stopped. Inside - I'm about to lift-off from my chair.

... things are shaking and rattling chez Wibbles.

It's a bit blowy in Britain at the moment: Slough roof blown off on to main street in high winds, which, being Slough, has vastly improved the look of the street. I know it's a bad situation for the residents, but I laughed at the line "I then went in and opened the front door and saw the roof was on the street".

Echo & The Bunnymen - Ocean Rain - if I've been here before, I don't care.

The poster which is needed to address the masses in every situation is: Don't confuse your opinions with the facts.

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You don't need to spend 2 grand on a guitar ....

At least three then.

Sting having an orgasm.

Even if you try to do things differently, you'd probably end up doing things the same. You is what you is.

It's still happening, whether you believe it or not.

Not The Pretenders, but The Flaming Lips instead:

Guitars aren't for playing tunes on ...

But then we would miss your pearls of wisdom.

Agreed.

The phrase "too many plug-ins" is blasphemous here.