Wibbles

Lyrics: "Avenues all lined with trees" ... ... speakers are need to appreciate the thunderous bass that comes in at 0:50. The original version is far superior to the re-recorder version with Gillian Gilbert.

I see the problem. The socks should have been labelled "Feeties".

Just living a healthy lifestyle will make it seem so very, very looooong.

Q: What do you get if you put a kitten in a blender? A: An *****.

Mac to Raincoats:

One certainly shouldn't be taking medical advice from the mass media. They aren't interested in the accuracy of what they are reporting, only in the headline. For example, there may be a report saying that, according to a new study, drinking a glass of red wine a day helps prevent diabetes. What they don't say is there have been another 999 studies saying that drinking red wine has no effect on diabetes. Nor do they care about whether the study has been peer reviewed or whether the results are repeatable - without this no reliance can be placed on the study. One horrific result is we now have hundreds of people in developed countries dying from easily treatable diseases, e.g. measles. Thanks Andrew Wakefield. As for the media (and politicians) misinterpreting the results of medical studies whether through ignorance or design ... Yikes! I've gone over my three sentence limit, I think I need a lie down.

I bet you fancy a smoke now.

It transpired that last night's curry was hotter than I thought at the time ... ... ouch.

It's not headphones you need to be worrying about. I have it on good authority that wind turbines are the problem. The pumpkin wouldn't lie.

Plenty to work with with this title:

Nobody post anything until Steve wakes up.

@SteveStrummerUK - seeming as Craig missed it.

That doesn't sound very hygienic at all, unless they shared a girlfriend.

So did I - "Sisters of Mercy" is a song about ladies of negotiable affection.

You're not paying attention, are you Bob? Too much tooting on your sax?

My schedule could never be described as busy. Everyday is Saturday for me.

Saint to Sinner ... a remix of The Saint theme:

Saint Etienne - Kiss and Make Up

My apologies for not being clear. By end product, I meant the quality of the music at the end of the process, not it's commercial viability.

True. Producer, composer, musician, sheep rustler? It doesn't matter. All that matters is the end product.

Your socks would be a strange place to keep one anyway (unless you're The Red Hot Chili Peppers). It's when she buys you the matching underpants that you should be worrying.

This thread from the Instruments & Effects forum might be useful: Connecting a keyboard basics.

No mushrooms required, although a comfy chair would be a good idea: