Wibbles

A task beyond mere mortals.

Do all sax players have such skinny legs?

.. but on some girls I'm interested in exactly how far the tattoos go.

If I want a bit of Sci-Fi inspiration, I turn to Barbarella:

If the hinges were too skinny, the doors would fall off.

But I'd want to give the hinges a good oiling.

She's all bra and no bumps. No hips either. I would want to be seeing a passport or driving licence first.

Stepping into Strummy territory ...

Love Eddie Cochran:

You know it is possible to discuss these issues without resorting to insulting language.

Well perhaps you should stop calling them brain dead or saying they haven't got a clue.

Note to self: never, ever post a Waves deal again.

You like Waves therefore everybody who doesn't is stupid? Fair point.

That's a non sequitur.

Godzilla > Reptile (close enough!) Anyone getting a sense of deja vu? @craigb

The first 13 seconds - up to the point where the schoolboys with guitars appeared. Edit: I just jumped through the video a bit. It seems the only relevance of the babe to the rest of the video is to get one to click on it in the first place. To that end, it works.

I wonder what made you click on the above video?

And those who don't understand what the issues some people have must also be , well ... you get the rest.

My thesaurus says a lot of bollocks.

Gonads -> Lunchbox Gonads -> genit@ls -> vulva Edit So gonads is OK. Vulva is OK. But genit@ls isn't. That makes perfect sense.