Wibbles

Taking mawkish to a whole new level ...

I'll leave you to google "D***** T**** wants to bang his daughter"

Lyrics - "Build a rocket boys ..." Elbow - Lippy Kids

It just had to be .... Joy Division - Day of the Lords

That demonstrates how good Pop Music can be.

(To prove I have no shame) Youth -> Grandad Clive Dunn - Grandad Clive "Grandad" Dunn was about 51 at the time.

The rich guys always get away with it.

Here's one for you:

Thank feck it's Friday.

A radical reworking by Kruder & Dorfmeister:

Leads to this:

Right then ... Mulberry -> the sole food source for silkworms -> silk production -> sericulture -> lyrics -> "Listen to the voice of Buddha Saying stop your sericulture" Mono Stereo

This is what I get for nicking a line that I thought was funny.

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ... The Jazz Butcher - The Best Way

Nope.

Who's pessimistic?

Gillian Anderson ... ... as Margaret Thatcher ... Now that's a challenging w*nk! ?

If you have universal healthcare, that's less of an issue.

Rose of Avalanche - LA Rain Another one from my university days:

Hypnotoad says .... YOU ARE NOT ILL!!!

R.E.M. - The Flowers of Guatemala This one takes me back to my university days ...

My GP is Dr Kylie.

That's what ***** did and look where that got *****.