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Bloody big balls:

Third attempt ... posting a link to the website sent the previous two attempts straight into moderation. From the NZHerald website: S e x Pistols star John Lydon bitten by flea on his ***** after befriending squirrels S e x Pistols star John Lydon, also known as Johnny Rotten, has revealed he was bitten on his ***** by a flea after he rescued some squirrels. The 64-year-old says he has flea bites in several parts of his body after he befriended some squirrels hanging around his house in Venice Beach, Los Angeles. Lydon says he does not want to "blame the poor squirrels" and has been liberally applying Vaseline to ease the itchiness. "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on. The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs," he said. "I just hope they don't get the wrong idea." The ***** Pistols frontman has opened his door to the wildlife that surrounds his US home and says he has been spending "a lot of money" keeping his squirrel friends well fed. "I'm determined to keep my squirrel friends independent, y'know. There's no petting. If they want to nudge up that's fine, but I know it's for a peanut and not because I'm lovely," he wrote in his new book "I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right". "Wow, do they love me for [the food I buy for them]. I'm definitely spending a lot of money on these little f******."

Will I be censured for this?

This one's for Donny:

Family friendly? There's a huge difference as to what, say, Americans consider "family friendly" and what the British do. And then there's the French ...

S.L.I.P. has got himself a stalker ... or is it just the way he walks.

Oops. I wasn't paying close enough attention.

Bizarrely it's only €4.44*/£3.95 if you follow this link: https://www.pluginboutique.com/product/1-Instruments/70-Expansion-Packs/6718-Xpand-2-Expansion-Multivation?refSrc=6717&nosto=productpage-nosto-1 Edit: scrub that. See Kurre's reply below.

Since the above post, use of the word "p i e" has now been banned.

Pottery also isn't allowed. But maybe teddy bears in bikinis is OK.

Mack ... Mac ...

There's the WA Production midi bundle available for $9.90 at WA Production or PluginBoutique (not tried it myself). Software: InstaChord, InstaScale, MIDIQ

Or, if you've got a bit more time on your hands ...

The missing green lava lamp that can be seen in both photos? The one that isn't sat on the speaker next to the clock? You need a drive to Barnard's Castle mate.

Erasure - Ship of Fools (Orbital Southsea Isles of Holy Beats Mix) This is an Orb not Orbital remix. A couple of minutes late - but it still works.

I've got a load of good quality previously-owned pro quos I could sell you for a few quid.

Laurent Garnier - First Reaction (v2)

A bit of acid for a Friday morning:

Off Topic The above track samples the rather marvelous:

Whoosh.