Wibbles

A radical reworking by Kruder & Dorfmeister:

Leads to this:

Right then ... Mulberry -> the sole food source for silkworms -> silk production -> sericulture -> lyrics -> "Listen to the voice of Buddha Saying stop your sericulture" Mono Stereo

This is what I get for nicking a line that I thought was funny.

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ... The Jazz Butcher - The Best Way

Nope.

Who's pessimistic?

Gillian Anderson ... ... as Margaret Thatcher ... Now that's a challenging w*nk! ?

If you have universal healthcare, that's less of an issue.

Rose of Avalanche - LA Rain Another one from my university days:

Hypnotoad says .... YOU ARE NOT ILL!!!

R.E.M. - The Flowers of Guatemala This one takes me back to my university days ...

My GP is Dr Kylie.

That's what ***** did and look where that got *****.

Growing older is just a continual process of being told by medical professionals to give up the things you enjoy.

The Jazz Butcher - Water (no video) http://jazzbutcher.com/audio/1997Sep22/19970922_15_water.mp3

Craig nick someone else's meme? Shurely not!

Perhaps you should start a fred. See how that one goes ...

Clearwater -> Dirty Water in Welsh ... Dŵr Budr - Orbital

I still can't work out which end you're supposed to blow into.

Dirty -> Clean Cabaret Voltaire - Brutal But Clean

"... missed a delivery because the doorbell didn't work. This is absolutely absolutely no way to live." Anybody daft enough to put their doorbell in the hands of Google deserves everything they get. And maybe they could have got off their @rse and actually looked in on the baby. Just because you can do something, it doesn't mean it's always the best option. The ancient technology of somebody physically knocking on my door works without the necessity of electricity.