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    🔒 ​Bapu's Random Thoughts For The Day

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    From The Daily Mash

    'Gwyneth fanny candle explosion' is a sentence that makes sense in 2021

     

    THE sentence ‘Gwyneth fanny candle explosion’ is one that makes perfect sense to people in the dystopia of 2021. 

    When confronted with the four-word sentence, a majority of Britons nodded sagely and said ‘yes, I expected something like this would happen’ without any need for further explanation.

    Asked to elaborate, 68-year-old Susan Traherne said: “Gwyneth Paltrow the actress and lifestyle brand, I presume?

    “Yes, I remember last year she produced candles that bore the odour of her *****. So I assume that one of said candles was lit, overheated, and produced an A-list-*****-scented conflagration of some kind?

    “That’s exactly what happened? Ah. Then I’m in hell and we’re all in hell. Nowhere else would that make sense.”

     

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    Grown-up anatomical words aren't allowed.

    Gwyneth Paltrow's Fanny Candle Explodes

    London, 18 Jan 2021

    A fanny*-scented candle by Gwyneth Paltrow exploded into flames causing an “inferno” in a woman’s living room.

    Jody Thompson, 50, won the risque product sold by the Hollywood star and wellness guru in an online quiz. The candle is described on Gwyneth’s Goop site as “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected”.

    But Jody was taken by ­surprise after lighting it when a 50cm flame leapt from the candle and out of the glass jar. The media consultant told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.”

    Jody who lives with partner David Snow in Kilburn, North London, said: “We eventually got it under control and threw it out the front door.  It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s fanny candle exploded in my living room.”

     

    * The British usage.

    Any one use Cloud Storage?

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    If you sign in at the Loopmasters website, you can download as many of those free samples as you like - "Download Taster Pack" - and add them to your Loopcloud library.  You then have the option to upload them to your Cloud Library. No 26 sample limit.

    Now back to those two dozen tracks I've half started in Loopcloud. :)

    Any one use Cloud Storage?

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    Posted · Edited by Wibbles
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    On 12/26/2020 at 10:20 PM, aidan o driscoll said:

    I also subscribe to LOOPCLOUD so have gotten used to the idea and like the idea of Loops in the cloud where they can be auditioned there and only brought down to system into a project when needed.

    I recently signed up for a free trial at Loopcloud. It could have been yesterday, it could have been several months ago - time has no meaning anymore. ?

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    I just checked and it's been nearly three weeks! What's happened to that time? I may have a new addiction. 

    It's all your fault Aidan. :D

     

     

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    Song Association Game :D

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    1 hour ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

    ? I believe the word "about" may possibly be superfluous to that sentence.

    However, as I've slightly about dyslexic, it made perfick sense.

    Indeed. I had intended to type "a bit" but something happened between intention and keyboard*.

     

     

     

     

     

    * Which explains 90% of the internet.

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