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Everything posted by Wibbles
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Hunters & Collectors – Throw Your Arms Around Me Such a sweet song.
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New Order - Touched By The Hand Of God
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Cocteau Twins - Carolyn's Fingers
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Apparently Gwyneth's is a little spicier and not at all fishy. The candle is too.
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From The Daily Mash 'Gwyneth fanny candle explosion' is a sentence that makes sense in 2021 THE sentence ‘Gwyneth fanny candle explosion’ is one that makes perfect sense to people in the dystopia of 2021. When confronted with the four-word sentence, a majority of Britons nodded sagely and said ‘yes, I expected something like this would happen’ without any need for further explanation. Asked to elaborate, 68-year-old Susan Traherne said: “Gwyneth Paltrow the actress and lifestyle brand, I presume? “Yes, I remember last year she produced candles that bore the odour of her *****. So I assume that one of said candles was lit, overheated, and produced an A-list-*****-scented conflagration of some kind? “That’s exactly what happened? Ah. Then I’m in hell and we’re all in hell. Nowhere else would that make sense.”
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Fanny Candle Explodes London, 18 Jan 2021 A fanny*-scented candle by Gwyneth Paltrow exploded into flames causing an “inferno” in a woman’s living room. Jody Thompson, 50, won the risque product sold by the Hollywood star and wellness guru in an online quiz. The candle is described on Gwyneth’s Goop site as “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected”. But Jody was taken by surprise after lighting it when a 50cm flame leapt from the candle and out of the glass jar. The media consultant told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.” Jody who lives with partner David Snow in Kilburn, North London, said: “We eventually got it under control and threw it out the front door. It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s fanny candle exploded in my living room.” * The British usage.
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Dangerous.
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The Cooper Temple Clause - Blind Pilots A band from my adoptive hometown, Reading. There might be b*****s in this video.
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If you sign in at the Loopmasters website, you can download as many of those free samples as you like - "Download Taster Pack" - and add them to your Loopcloud library. You then have the option to upload them to your Cloud Library. No 26 sample limit. Now back to those two dozen tracks I've half started in Loopcloud.
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Chase & Status - Blind Faith A bit of live dubstep, a genre that I've had difficulty getting into, but this song sends shivers down my spine.
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I recently signed up for a free trial at Loopcloud. It could have been yesterday, it could have been several months ago - time has no meaning anymore. ? . . . . I just checked and it's been nearly three weeks! What's happened to that time? I may have a new addiction. It's all your fault Aidan.
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Dadamnphreaknoizphunk - Dadamn Traffic
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Sugababes - Angels With Dirty Faces Yum.
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Sham 69 - Angels With Dirty Faces
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Indeed. I had intended to type "a bit" but something happened between intention and keyboard*. * Which explains 90% of the internet.
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I Am not going to post U2.
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Old Deuteronomy (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats") - Sorry * My god, that's awful!
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Kraftwerk - Numbers
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Leviticus - Burial (Lovers Rock Mix)
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Genesis -> Exodus (Full Album) Bob Marley & The Wailers
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Strummy's been getting about a bit carried away with himself.
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But the first goalkeeper wasn't called Jose Uno.
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I was just watching some brief highlights of third tier Club Deportivo Alcoyano beating the mighty Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey and I noticed that Alcoyano's goalkeeper is called Jose Juan. Is their reserve goalkeeper called Jose Two?
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Another band that I know nothing about. I came across this track on a Hunters & Collectors tribute album: Oh Mercy - The Slab (Betty's Worry) Nice and chunky.
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The Avalanches - Stalking To A Stranger (Planets Collide Remix)