Hi folks
Here's a new one that a woman called Patty Lakamp wrote the lyrics, I wrote and recorded the music for and the current Mrs Daryl1968 and I sang.
nits and crits welcome
Lyrics are below the link
Online
Lyrics by Patty Lakamp ©
Music written and performed by Staypress with Elizabeth Greenway
V1
He: I go online to meet my Valentine and we hit it out of the park
She: We feel the heat, so why don't we meet and see if there’s really a spark
Prechorus
Your simple text about what to do next
Has my stomach tied up in knots
I thought I was ready, but I feel unsteady and I’m having second thoughts
Chorus:
Online
He: I’m a little bit taller
Online
She: My waist is smaller
Online
He: My abs are flatter
Online
She: My thighs don’t matter
Online
Both: You think I’m ideal
But will you still love me when we meet for real?
V2
He: If you want to try it, I’ll go on a diet so you won’t see me at my worst
She: Can we postpone? I’ll apply for a loan so I can get a facelift first
PrechorusChorus
Bridge:
He: I might have exaggerated minor details
She: It’s possible I stretched the truth
He: Perhaps I understated where I tip the scales
She: I may have misstated my youth
He: I’m sure you and I could be the perfect couple
She: I bet we’d make a helluva team
He: If we meet in real life it could burst our bubble
Both: But online, we’re living the dream
Chorus