Rain

Yellow Magic Orchestra - Solid State Survivor

The Allman Brothers - Statesboro Blues

Beck - Gold Chains

Syd Barrett - Golden Hair

Some things need not even be addressed. Care to embarrass yourself some more, Mr. Simmons?

And an old favorite... Jimi Hendrix - Midnight Lightning

George Jones - White Lightning

Scorpions - China White

As long as I don't have to be immortal... ?

Figured out it'd be a lot quicker than to list what's wrong. I'll start. They're not immortal. There. Done. Cioran might argue that even then, but I think Sartre would agree.

The Neon Judgement - Chinese Black

Unlucky Morpheus - BPM 210 No Shanghai Alice

Sisters of Mercy - Alice

I may just temporarily re-subscribe to Paramount for this.

Hawkind - Motörhead

Chris Spedding - Motor Bikin'

Tom Robinson Band - 2-4-6-8 Motorway

Alice In Chains - Tears (Rather surprising cover of the above Rush song).

Rush - Tears

Triumph - Tears in the Rain

ABBA - I'm a Marionette

Wait, Brian Setzer isn't on that list either? Those people, I swear...

Brian Setzer Orchestra - Dirty Boogie (And now I need to go back to that RS list of guitarist to see at what number he landed.)

Depeche Mode - Clean

Pink Floyd - I'm a King Bee