craigb

I give it a burp on a scale of Juan to Belgium!

Never played it... Still need to finish Crysis 3 someday...

100% chance. (Fortunately, they didn't ask any relevant questions that involve time. ?)

"Box Set 4xLP?" I know the game setting is ancient, but... ?

'Zactly!

Wow, that's like the whole booze bottle! ?

Depends on if you're on the level or not. ?

Nope. NOT the Run DMC version.

Ah, evidently you thought I was joking! ?

Well, we already know you're a squirrel p0rn film producer! ?

She Wants Revenge - Sugar

Well played Sir!

Way to go Ed. Start the rumor that cats taste like becan and the results would not be good! ?

That's what she gets for using that old, cheap gear!!! ?

Got a new batch for ya! ? Might be a repeat or two, deal with it! ?

This post should be reported to the mods! What a mean thing to say! I wouldn't wish Budwiper on anyone! (?) I've had beer in 18 different countries and, still, Bud is the worst stuff I've ever tasted. Best marketed? Maybe. But horrible none-the-less. Then there's the light variety along with it's equally useless "competition" Miller Light, Coors Light, etc. We like to call these s3x on the Beach (because they're f****** close to water! ?).

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Just low enough to reach a beer from the floor? ?