Old enough to remember when rolling two fours with dice was called "windows." Rolling two fives was called "t!ts in a window" and a four with a five was called "Betty Ford in a window!" ?
Please note that I was able to fulfill the request! As you'll notice below, all seven transparent red lines (including the green, the balloon and the kitten) are all perpendicular to each other! It looks even better than I expected it would, the customer should be very happy!
Losers!
Awesome, ya? ?