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Not in the U.S. (It would be a guitar of color.) ?

Do sheep shrink if they get wet? ?

But I must admit that looks pretty nice! ??

Sheer elegance? ? ?

Paulo Entrances Neurotic Imbeciles Subtly. ?

At a off-site "team building" event, my friend actually got the company sales team to call themselves "The Wallet Assault Team" for awhile until someone caught on. ?

*Pfft!* I have THREE just in my bedroom alone! ? Love these things. Here's the biggest ever! I'm sure it's real. ?

The Monkees were big enough that it made David Jones change his name to David Bowie because there was already a David Jones in the Monkees!

Just drop it! ?

New exec: "So why were we giving this away for free?"

I hear it's only useful for B-A-A chord progressions... ?

Hippy Repellent! ?

Courtney and Kurt? Now that's original! ?

Very nice, but it looks like you're missing the required lava lamp too! ?

I'm guessing p0rn is different at your age, ya? ?

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But he's not here... ?

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! I worked at a roller rink for four years called... Aquarius and they played that dang song to start EVERY session! I can't listen to it anymore!

Shouldn't "Gibson buys Cakewalk" be on that list? ? Since this thread will soon be deleted, I will only say that what's really being attempted right now would eclipse everything on your list and very few people know anything about it. Have a nice day!

Don't ask, don't tell, but I personally would prefer... ?

You forgot to mention Paul! ? No, not the one you did mention, the other one! ?