C'mon Dave! Are you wearing a plastic wrap hat instead of a tin-foil one? Get your conspiracies straight: Bill has patented the app (patent # 060606), but Elon is the one who will be putting in the chip. ??
I wrote a song while I was still in a crib that got stolen. To get around the crime I hear the artist claimed he "heard the song in his dreams!" That was so Yesterday...