Being a (now) single male, I can understand the Adult Novelties, plus we all know that Microsoft is itself a virus, so everything looks accurate until it gets to the bottom two! ?
I stopped using Norton a LONG time ago when it became bloatware. I've used ESET for over two decades and it's been awesome!
TBF, Defender does a commendable job as a firewall. When I was still doing IT consulting/helpdesk stuff we would recommend it for users.
Note: While ESET replaced Norton's AV, I replaced Norton Utilities with Glary Utilities and have been very happy with it (also for decades!).