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Usually, it was every other version that sucked big-time. This was mostly due to Microsquish trying to adhere to a release schedule whether the product was ready or not. Windows 3 stunk, but Windows 3.1 was MUCH better. We were told that Windows 10 would be the last iteration, but when have we ever believed what they say anyway? In the old days, we would always upgrade because there were features we've always wanted (packed with hundreds of additional features that we didn't need). Now, I can't think of anything Windows 11 would give me that I don't already have except more headaches trying to get it to do what I want and/or waiting for the inevitable bug fixes. When I was doing the IT consulting, we had to make several clients unhappy by telling them they HAD to upgrade all their Windows 7 machines (which were all working just fine) to Windows 10 because MS had declared Windows 7 to be at End of Life. They weren't happy and that was only a couple of years ago back when they still had clients. Now that most have lost the bulk of their customers thanks to the global BS going on, I can't imagine any of them wanting to waste money on an upgrade that appears to have nothing new and improved. For me, I always move the taskbar on all smaller screens, like my laptops, to the side so I can have more vertical screen real estate.

Wait... Do you mean we're allowed to leave our houses again and go see things again??? Cool! ?

Wait... I thought Rain usually arrives as drops though? ? ?

Church - Metropolis

Interesting. My friend saw that cover and thought it was a turd!

Wait... What??! Off-topic???! Here?? In the Coffee House??!!! Tell me it isn't so!!! ?????

Hmm... And here I figured he just saw a comment that looked funny and copied it here! ?

Why have one, when you can have both? ?

I was wondering that exact same thing! ?

That's right! Today was gopher-burger day! ?

Had to send that to my Welsh friend! ?

Here Kitty Kitty... ?

You probably shouldn't dis Traction because... Hey! Squirrel!!! ?

Lords of Acid - Take Control

Just none that can happen in a McDonald's! ? David, before eating at McDonald's and after! ?

Enjoy! ? Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS... In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS... Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so.) ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR. Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.) Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya' think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Computer trivia (came out yesterday). Read it you DOLT!!! ? https://www.theverge.com/c/23570610/apple-lisa-computer-legacy

99! Compared to what's been happening lately, that's not bad! Them Southern bands like to name themselves after others, don't they? (Even if they do like to change the spelling sometimes!) ?

Susie sees seafood at the seashore? ? (Thuthie theeth theafood at the theathore??! ?)

A cold shower? ?

Motley Crue - Too Young To Fall In Love

So is jumping off a bridge, but I'm not going to do that one either! ?

One of my favorite lines: "YOU are unique! (Just like everyone else! ? )"

You probably should ask the smarta ss that put an "s" into the word "lisp!" ?