craigb

Did you try taking it out for a nice dinner and attempt to get it drunk first? ?

I hear it's higher if they find out you have a Yoko Ono album...

Well, that blows!

Do they use a bell for last call? ?

I don't see how you'd be allowed to leave until you've got more than a million posts! ? (Heck, you don't even have 100k yet! ?)

Tenacious Dave... ?

Maybe, but did he throw his guitar up into the air as he was leaving the stage? I'm guessing not. ?

Proper Execution Never Interests Strummy! ?

71...

I've built dozens (and those are just the ones for me!), but I had Jim (@Jim Roseberry) build my last one. ?

Speaking of giants, here's a whole album of Gentle Giant! (Their self-titled one.)

And, the meme version...

That's probably the correct order Bob. I can tell you that after bankruptcy, you definitely can't afford liquor!

I've been playing for at least two years now. I only play during their weekend tournament where you're pitted against 99 others that start around the same time you do. Except for two losses to players using some kind of hack (where I took 2nd place), I've won 68 weeks in a row. My brain is very thankful for the effort! It's really helped me in my new work where I had to learn a new programming language from scratch. The guy I'm working for expected two to three months since I had a lot of prior programming experience. In less than two weeks I was creating professional-looking apps (albeit with still some room for improvement behind the scenes!). I started playing this weekend's tournament Friday afternoon (I usually don't start until Saturday evening) which usually means hitting up against the more serious players. Especially early in a season (they award crowns for every season if you earn enough points). I ended up with the highest score I've ever seen and I haven't been able to find a higher single-person score (there are also team tournaments). Because of the time required to enter the words and wait for the animations between games, there's a physical limit to how fast you can earn points. Cheaters are easy to spot because they easily exceed these limits, but can sometimes still be beat because they get bored and leave. Case in point is the guy in second place; he was definitely using some kind of hack, but I beat him anyway! ? (I only had to play about five times as long as he did though... ?)

Kosher becan is the best! ?

Pixies - Is She Weird?

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Love this stuff! ?

Cars - Don't Tell Me No

Huh???

To avoid being NSFW, he had to use Shmele. ? Good song too! Even if it's about what a Roman Senator tells someone when he's having gas. ("Amfortas!") ?

Stupid kids! Can't even follow directions! I said "ketchup only!" what's with the buns??? ?

And adorable conspiracy theories... ?

Ah... Sorry, I missed the italics (fonts are tiny on my 40" monitor). Unfortunately, I'm out here in Stupid Land, also known as the Left Coast and have to deal with snowflakes almost every day.

Noice!