Tim Smith 543 Posted May 11 What you talkin' bout' Willis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Joad 1,576 Posted May 11 #22 When my father said "This will hurt me more then it will hurt you"😭 2 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shane_B. 706 Posted May 11 #23 Twenty years after Mom said everything was going to be ok Shane and it still wasn't. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesse Screed 652 Posted May 11 #24 When I was told that shaving your hair makes it grow back thicker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 1,932 Posted May 11 (edited) #25 When I only shot the sheriff they also tried to charge the deputy's shooting on me . 🤠 Kenny Edited May 11 by kennywtelejazz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 5,118 Posted May 11 #26 When I was told "We won't get fooled again" 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesse Screed 652 Posted May 11 (edited) #30...When they said you get what you need😚 Edited May 11 by Jesse Screed 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdickens 1,322 Posted May 11 #31 When they said "flexible hours" and "unlimited earning potential." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 5,118 Posted May 12 #32 When they said you'll understand #27, #28 & #29 as the secret to life and everything 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 5,118 Posted May 12 #33 When he said "patience grasshopper" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,213 Posted May 12 6 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: #20 When I went to The Red House over yonder and found out the key won't unlock the door.. #21Then I found out her sister wouldn't Kenny 6 hours ago, Tim Smith said: What you talkin' bout' Willis? I'll let my buddy Walter 'splain it to ya! 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 488 Posted May 12 #34 When someone told me this thread was funny. 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 3,597 Posted May 12 #35 When Billy Goats' lips started moving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Torture 28 Posted May 12 #36 When I thought my computer problems were over. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,696 Posted May 12 #36 When they said, "Just try it, you'll like it." 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Smith 543 Posted May 12 13 hours ago, craigb said: I'll let my buddy Walter 'splain it to ya! 😁 I think I can relate by looking at those facial expressions. He feels the way I feel after a good poop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Smith 543 Posted May 12 It isn't ALL a lie. Just most of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 5,118 Posted May 12 18 minutes ago, Tim Smith said: It isn't ALL a lie. Just most of it. And the rest is just a fib. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Smith 543 Posted May 12 Geesh. I really thought you had an Alembic.😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Joad 1,576 Posted May 12 #37 When my mother said nothing good ever happens after ten at night. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites