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What People Want BASSISTS To Say

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"No, that's not an Alembic in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you."

"Sure, I can play in sharp and flat keys."

"Yeah, I'll turn it down a little."

"I agree. It's too muddy."

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Posted (edited)

I know I was too drunk to drive home after the gig so thanks for taking my keys and  letting me stay here .

P S I'm sorry I peed in your closet . When I came to , I thought I was still at the club .

Kenny

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Posted (edited)

       This one falls into the dream on category 😉

              daed89e5873d7625f005819e0a553d94--tal-wi

           Kenny! thanks for polishing my Bass !

 

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"OK, OK, I'll start showing up on time".    (But we know that it's a lie).

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"I changed them 15 years ago but fine, I'll put new string on if it makes you happy."

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10 hours ago, paulo said:

Can I give you some money for petrol gas ?

Fixed.

Them septics across the pond find it difficult enough spelling English words properly, let alone having to translate them first.

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Just now, SteveStrummerUK said:

Fixed.

Them septics across the pond find it difficult enough spelling English words properly, let alone having to translate them first.

Yeah, but I didn't want them to think that I was expecting to be paid for farting.

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26 minutes ago, paulo said:

Yeah, but I didn't want them to think that I was expecting to be paid for farting in Bapu's general direction.

Fyxed.

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1 hour ago, Bapu said:

farting in Bapu's general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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55 minutes ago, paulo said:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

In California it's a gerbil and dingleberries. 😁

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2 hours ago, craigb said:

In California it's a gerbil and dingleberries. 😁

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I was on a work/vacation trip with my wife in Colorado one time. As we were driving to her job site I saw a sign that said Aspen and I said hey lets go make fun of all the little rich boys driving their daddies BMWs.

After spending 15 maybe 20 seconds there I headed out of town. Gerbil boy comes whipping across several lanes of traffic on a bicycle pedaling as fast as he could right across the road in front of me like he was the only person on the planet. I almost ran him over. He never looked waved or slowed down. Just kept on going.

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I was listening to Classic Vinyl on XM a couple weeks ago and they played this. The DJ told the story of the song. The leader of the group caught the bass player moonlighting with another band and wrote this about the bass player. The opening is a bass solo.

 

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Whoa!  Best bass solo I've ever heard!!! 😲

 

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1 hour ago, craigb said:

Whoa!  Best bass solo I've ever heard!!! 😲

 

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Lol. I know right. Extremely complicated. 😄

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