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  1. Hi All , Tales Of An Almost Forgotten Yesterday is a little song ditty that I just did this weekend ...( Ouch that pic is not doing the song Justice ...sorry bout that ...lol) This song started out life as a generic E Major Country Blues Progression Backing Track I had gotten from Twanger Central .... The B.T. is from this week... Week 218 and the unaltered baking track can be found in my songs description over at S C . I added a whole bunch of instruments and guitar parts to put my own stamp of musical destruction on to this track ... This song project was done all in Cakewalk by Band Lab w the exception of a pedal steel and piano part I had done over in BIAB and brought it into my Cakewalk project . I don't usually get to play Country .... when I do I enjoy playing it .... I sure hope someone here also enjoys this for what it is ... Kenny
  2. You might be right Ed , I'm not brave enough to even try . Craig on the other hand may be able to handle all the risks . Anyway , this poor other fella was thoroughly convinced in his mind he could handle it . He dove in head first with everything he had for that "Triple Scoop of Kooky Nookie" , look what happened to him . Kenny
  3. Hey Craig ! I know the drummer pretty well . Tell him Kenny sent you . You never know , he may put you down as a plus one on the guest list . Kenny
  4. πŸ˜‚ This fella is certainly under the influence of having seen one of S.L.I.P.'s photo's πŸ˜‰ The Family in the picture realized their Pooch had gotten his inspiration from this thread. To keep the Peace in the family they decided to get him his own version of an alligator ( a dry land version small enough to keep indoors ) And so , as the story ends, They lived happily for ever after in Peace and harmony on the couch Kenny PS ( the young lady's knee caps recovered in record time ) Yeah I know I'm Crazy 😲
  5. It's the new addition to the family that has them worried . Kenny
  6. Nice find .Thank you for posting this ! Kenny
  7. Wow Notes _ Norton ! you certainly got it made πŸ‘ Me ? I've never been that lucky in Love πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Kenny
  8. While she is sniffing the fingerboard to check if the finger board is rosewood , I would like to sniff the back of the guitar to check the angles of the body contoursπŸ’– πŸ‘€ Hey ! I'm Just offering my services as a willing guitar tech .πŸ’ͺπŸ’‹πŸ‘ Kenny
  9. Those are the reasons why he got kicked out of the Band !πŸ˜‰ If only he had played Bass in the Band , then he could have carried it all w his tongue πŸ˜‹ Kenny
  10. I wish you all the best in your musical Journey , Always remember , I'm here for you if your band ever reforms Kenny
  11. WHAT ! Bills alligator got my spider woman fantasy girl in the water and that was it . I didn't stand a chance after that 😜 Kenny PS I have heard of pretty girls and Princesses kissing frogs with the hopes of them turning into a Majestic Prince .. Now alligators ? Sheesh now everybody is trying to getting into the act . What's next Dolphins ? & Guitar Players ?
  12. Well put Dave , When it comes to Sarcasm 101 , the witty will always have all the fun and the stupid simply wont get it . Please allow me this opportunity to apologize to the group as a whole for many of the mean , awful and" painfully accurate things " I have said to many of ( you ) the members of this C.H. sub forum over the years . I propose a toast to another day of outward smiles and inward screams as we learn to fake our way through life pretending to have applied sarcasms most valuable lessons . Kenny
  13. In The white Corner we have The Royal Beasts . VS In The Black Corner we have The Les Paul's and various Guitars all moves will be timed β€œI have come to the personal conclusion that while all artists are not chess players, all chess players are artists.” – Marcel Duchamp Let the games begin. Kenny
  14. Oh Why Oh Why did they have to write that song about turning 64 ... ,, When I first heard it I was only a little boy . I never thought I would ever make it this far . Now I can't get the words out of my head ... Thanks Dave , I better change my feelings about how old I feel . I'm one of the young guys at the gym I work out at .( when it comes to the silver sneakers crowd ) I met a guy that was 94 years old and he was in better shape than me ( at least mentally ) πŸ€ͺ Kenny
  15. Yeah give Bill some credit , if it's really him he will eventually apologize to the Alligator 😎 Kenny
  16. 🀣 Yeah right , I know that one . It sure gets kinda old . It's just like practicing a song for years that I will never get to play Kenny
  17. When and if that Spider Woman shows up at my door this Halloween asking for a treat , there is only one safe thing I can do . I'm gonna grab my treat , put it back in my front pocket and lock my Levi's zipper down w a master lock I'm just too young to die . Oh but the thought of such a Glorious Death Kenny
  18. I can understand how you could feel that way considering the threads topic + all the general horsing around that always happens here in the Coffee House .. The truth is I was genuinely grateful with my motives for posting my comment ...😊 Don't worry there will be other occasions here on the forum when your Spidey sense's will be correct πŸ˜‚ Kenny
  19. Let us know what you think one you get it installed . Also thanks for the other synth recommendations . Kenny
  20. Let's face it, sarcasm and good storytelling is not for everyone . Kenny PS one of mine I had to slip into the thread
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