kennywtelejazz

39 minutes ago, Pragi said:

The drummer does knows how to swing.

Yes ! this drummer knows how to Swing and keep time much better than the  last drummer these guys played with  . The old drummer was a rusty fence so he is back to working security for the band .

Kenny

20 hours ago, Pragi said:

Are you ready for fat drums ,Kenny ?

 

🤣

Good one

Speaking of drummers ,  this one has a lot going on   .

It keeps perfect time. Is a non meat eater that works a day gig in agriculture and it can even drive itself to the gig  if need be .

Kenny

37 minutes ago, Pragi said:

Another example of the special british cuisine :

I don't know man but that picture  sure looks like somebody's junk got ran over by a steamroller  .

Kenny

21 minutes ago, Starise said:

You need a lot more than a pint for that one.

🤣

Yeah ,   more like a gallon or two....

Kenny

17 hours ago, Wibbles said:

Better becan ...

Oh yeah can we have a little sizzle on the drum track .

Kenny

19 hours ago, paulo said:

I guess counting isn't one of their strong points then?

Yeah one of sure them looks a little suspicious to me .  She must have bribed one of the pageant judges w a little side order of Becan .

Kenny

On 1/6/2020 at 1:33 PM, Tezza said:

I'm not going to bite because Canadian bullying doesn't affect me. I would say that all the Canadians I have met have been very nice people. Just like the Vegan thread though, this should not really exist under forum rules. It's not very respectful to Canadians and it's not music related. It is possible no one will take offense, but they shouldn't have to.

I didn't like the vegan thread, I wanted it gone. However, I didn't complain to the moderator, last time I did that nothing happened so the only way I know to close down a thread is to troll the s#@t out of it, and then the thread will be shut down. So I guess that means...I won! ha ha ha. Meat eating Canadian haters lose again!!!

I am going upstairs to do some serious posting, since Kenny machine gunned my reputation...not cool Kenny! Kenny and I have had a feud running ever since he insulted my daughter some months back, if only I had an actual daughter, but if I did, what he said was reprehensible.

Kenny

4 hours ago, craigb said:

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

I ask myself What Would Johnny  ! Do ?

Kenny

18 hours ago, Pragi said:

Yes, she seems to have a big sense of humor.

 

I notice most of the people in that video aren't wearing  much clothing wise ....

I want to sit right next to the Cello Player once I bring my moobs and  my abdominal s  back to a respectable size  🤣

Kenny

On 1/5/2020 at 3:08 AM, kloon said:

Love the flow, you are very talanted!

Nice beard as well, been growing mine out since end of august last year so its not quite a impressive as yours yet but pretty majestic. 

Hi kloon !

I'm glad you like the flow  of my guitar playing . I just let the lines and melodic phrases go where ever they seem to want to go .

Yeah , beards are fun . Hey Good luck w your beard .

21 hours ago, thegaltieribrothers said:

Hi Kenny,

Absolutely great playing and lovely to see you doing it as well.

Thanks for sharing this real treat.

Good Job!

regards

paul

Hi Paul !

Thank you for the kind words you said about my playing .

It blows my head that I can be practicing the guitar for a while  away from recording and then when I get a hankering  to do a video  all the stuff I have been practicing on the guitar starts dancing around the fret board in total freedom  along w the Music .

I'm sure glad I did share this  clip of my playing  ...

17 hours ago, amiller said:

What’s not to like.  Coooool vibe, great playing.😊👍

Hi amiller !

What's not to like ? somebody told me I should smile more ...he he he ...I'm pretty much all about the playing & music so at least I got that part right .

thank you all,

Kenny

Oh Yeah ! I like the way she dresses up and then tears it all down . Play date night on the week end w her must be a lot of fun ..

the absolute saddest news is I will never find out

Kenny

don't mind me I'm feeling Blue after realizing that info..hey but Hey ! I can always wonder if her smooth skin combined w her facial stash tickle s

That was very good

Your daughter is attractive .

She looked the part of a genuine young female performer on stage singing a popular well known song in front of an audience of her peers ..

She seems fearless .She  sings very good within her range and she knew how to engage the audience with  her gestures  and body language .   

The quality of her voice was very good , I enjoyed hearing her voice . 

Also the video itself is decent quality ..it looks good , it looks genuine as a live performance. The sound quality of the voice and piano is decent considering this was done in a live venue ...

You have a lot to be proud and grateful for ....what a great start of the new year  ...congrats..

Kenny

I know I'm a little late to the thread ....WOW I needed to hear the message of your song .

It seems my personal MO is to be living in a "Tit for Tat "  emotional world where I honestly do not understand half the $hit that is going on around me  regarding what motivates people to do the things they do and all the ways that they do  it ....whew...lol

Typically something happened on a Monday and yet I'm still thinking about the Sunday of Next Week ...lol

Yes Great song message ...

I enjoyed all the elements of the song ...The main thing is I did need to hear about learning how to lighten the load on my shoulders  VIA the expression of your songs lyrics 

thank you for that ,

Kenny

Hi Larry !

I was feeling a little tired just  before I listened to your song ..

As I listened to your tune,  all of a sudden  I had gotten a jolt and a feeling of being energized .

Your song sounds very festive and uplifting ...it  honestly  brought my energy level up an extra few notches ...

thank you for that ,

Kenny

Hi Freddy ,

Nice story telling featuring  a witty sense of humor in the lyrics . Also nice overall loose Blues Vibe w the guitar playing and the music .

Having just survived this Years  Holiday season by the skinny skin skin of my teeth . I enjoyed listening to your song .

As it played  I found a moment or two or three of genuine humor and escape ...

all the best,

Kenny

10 hours ago, Tezza said:

I feel great!

If that was really true , then what are you doing here wasting our time ?

10 hours ago, Tezza said:

 I eat a mainly vegetarian diet.

I'm not the least interested in that . What I want to know is the answers to these few questions

Do you wear a leather belt ?  Use a leather guitar strap  ? or wear leather shoes ?

Does your car have leather seats ?

Last but not least . Does  Tezza Labs test it's patented  dooche formula using animals ?

10 hours ago, Tezza said:

 She looks more like your type Kenny, just think what you could do with all those curlers in your beard.

She is certainly not my type , I gave up drinking over 36 years ago ....Oh BTW , the only type of curls that come anywhere near  my beard is at the gym ...
 

PS I hope you choke on a Carrot 🤣

Kenny

Normally I just listen to a tune and then read the thread .

In this case I had to read what was going on over here in the thread  to be able to understand what is going on over there w your Soundcloud  podcast . 

Having said that , I'm glad I was able to skip the politics of it all and  just give the tune  a listen .

As far as the tune goes , it reminds me of many types of songs and media I would hear and be exposed  to as I listen to some of the public broadcast stations I get in my area .I think it is awesome you got and get to work with your son ..that one in itself sounds like a real blessing to me ...

all the best,

Kenny

Hi Wookiee ,

Your tune Lime features lots of real  nice retro synth sounds .

I like how it starts out w a toy type of sound. Then your tune gets much deeper   as a lot of thematic movement and texture   introduces  itself in the music as the song unfolds  ...Also nice arpeggios

Your furry fingers are working over time on this one ,

Kenny

On 12/30/2019 at 6:53 PM, mcmd said:

Very tasty chops ......great tone......totally enjoyed this.....

Thank you for giving my playing a listen . I'm happy you enjoyed the clips .

On 12/31/2019 at 7:51 AM, geeare1 said:

Great tone and great playing! Loved both versions.

I like your playing and tone too .  thanks for giving mine a listen .

On 12/31/2019 at 2:17 PM, freddy j said:

Simply excellent!!!

Hi Freddy ! Wow thanks for saying the super kind word ..

On 1/2/2020 at 5:19 AM, Wookiee said:

@kennywtelejazz Sweet my friend sweet, that beard is coming on nicely to you face is nearly as furry as mine.   

Hi Wookiee ,

My pooch likes rubbing his mug in my beard ...lol

I'm glad you liked the music .

thank you for the listen .

Kenny

10 hours ago, Tezza said:

I'm not in humor mode,

Oh you  poor fella ...No wonder you don't feel so good .

She loves you because you don't eat meat ..but if it was me I would aim higher

Kenny

3 hours ago, craigb said:

The fourth one over is tired of this thread.

🤣

The second one from the left looks a little frustrated about the girl in the middle   getting all the A  1  sauce .

2 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

 

Oh Yeah ! My doctor say's I need to add more fiber and a little spice  to my diet .

Who am I to disagree ?

Kenny

On 1/2/2020 at 2:43 PM, Grant Starr said:

Lordy, Muddy water turn to wine, had to subscribe to that.  

She does have some nice videos on her u tube . I'm happy you liked this one . I sure did .

On 1/2/2020 at 5:21 PM, craigb said:

I'm always impressed by those who can just quickly get on-time, decent loops going like that.

+1 , some players make it look so easy .

Kenny

On 12/31/2019 at 6:27 PM, craigb said:

 

 

Honey ! if you want to see what type of deals CC Larry has posted in the Deals Forum no problem .

The dog is sitting on your wallet and you got to get past me .

Kenny

On 12/30/2019 at 10:20 AM, Jimmy said:

Kenny, you are a brilliant musician. I am an amateur who will learn watching the greats play (if I can get it one day 😅)

Congratulations...

Hi Jimmy ,

Thank you for the kind words you have said .

I have felt exactly how you just  expressed . One thought that helps me with that issue  is If one can keep the focus on the music , nobody can take that away from anyone not matter how they play .

thanks .

On 12/30/2019 at 12:18 PM, Douglas Kirby said:

I think you prove in this video that the Les Paul does jazz quite well - excellent guitar playing there.

Happy New Year.

Hi Douglas ,

Yes,  that Les Paul is one of the  the best guitars I have ever owned . It truly was a gift . I'm glad you enjoyed my playing on it .

Happy New Year

On 12/30/2019 at 3:01 PM, emeraldsoul said:

Wow!

Holy Cheezits, in the vid, that little thang starting around 2:13 was feckin' perfect.  Really really cool! Great playing and the vid is legit.

thanks for sharing that . . .

where did you cut your jazz teeth at?

-Tom

 

Hi Tom ,

I loved your post , after reading it I felt just like Chester Cheetah must of felt on the same day he  finally gotten a hold of  his own box of Cheezits .

Yeah at 2:13  I was winging it  ,   I'm doing an octave displacement type of melodic trip through out the chord changes  . 

There is a strong possibility   I may decide to  come out with a few short instruction videos teaching folks how to play some of what I'm playing in this video  ...

Where did I cut my teeth ?

Oh Lawd lol , it all started when I went to take my first guitar lesson and the teacher asked me what I wanted to learn .

I told him I wanted to learn how to play Secret Agent Man and he said NOPE ..he hit me with Mickey Baker and a whole bunch of SAX and woodwind books ...

Keeping the long story short. Over time I wound up going from him to Joe Puma , Arnie Berle , Barry Galbraith , Tony De Caprio , and a few others along the way .

Times were different back then because there were a lot of Clubs that would host Jam Sessions ..I had the good fortune of becoming friends with Ed Cherry .

Ed was the guitar player  in The  Dizzy Gillespie Band and various other projects . I lived right across the street from Ed and he had me over just about every day to play and practice w him ( he was way better than me and often times I would just read a chart and play the chord changes )

Ed also brought me around to all the hip Jam Sessions in Harlem  and introduced me as a player to all the players ...

Around that time I was also friends with Joe Pass and Emily Remler ...

Joe used to love messing w me . He would hand me his guitar bat his eyes and say play like me ..lol

I used to get a real kick out of how long Joe would last before he would yank the guitar out of my hands and then give me a free guitar lesson ..

Behind the scenes Joe was a real cool fun guy and he liked to joke around ...One time we were backstage at Fat Tuesdays NYC and his time to play was almost on.

Joe told me he didn't feel good that night and he asked me to go out in his place to perform the concert for him  . I thought he was joking and I told him I was to young to die .Then he scared the cwap out of me . He  got super serious and for the next 15 mins as he hammered me non stop  to do his show. After he had enough of my fear ridden scrambled brain ramblings and physical  sweating and  squirming  he laughed out loud at me while he lit his cigar and told me he was just kidding ...

Emily was a whole other story . We used to get together when she was in town and play together .

There is so much I could say but for now all will leave it at this.  To this day I think of her often and I miss her so much ...

Well  there you go Tom , look what happens , you throw me a box of Cheezits and now I can't shut up ...

Oh before I forget ... one of these days I will still have to learn how to play Secret Agent Man ...i had gotten  sidetracked  ...

nice rapping w you

Kenny

On 12/31/2019 at 6:27 PM, craigb said:

 

 

After reading  The Coffee House   thread on  Vegan Bullying .

Sara ! had a strong desire  to protect  her child and dog from the  possibility of "The Cakewalk  Coffee House  " running out of Becan !   .

Kenny