kennywtelejazz

7 hours ago, craigb said:

Well, I hope that Tom doesn't make the lovely lady jealous! 😜

Oh No ! Is there another mule named Tom kicking in my stall ?

I used to giver her four twice daily ! Now she wants the full eight

Kenny

      The Coffee House Hunks are a perfect example of whats right with people when personal differences are put aside and team work is placed first .

Kenny

At any given point in time people can learn how delusional they actually are and come up with a good back story and cover up .

Kenny

     Wow ! Just when you thought you've seen everything .

Kenny

16 hours ago, paulo said:

But..... if you watch it at half speed the other guy has twice as long to just step out of the way.

 

Anyway, when it comes to watching fighting, UFC is far more entertaining...

 

                                               OK Cuddles ! Put your gloves on . Your up next !

Kenny

19 hours ago, Bapu said:

 

 

 

 

 

  Bass players need to find a way to breed with women. If they don't . They will soon become extinct .

Kenny

On 10/22/2023 at 8:11 AM, Bapu said:

Her?

Ok  Pegasis !   You want to play it that way ?

I will never say yes dear to you, take out thrash, pick up your dirty linens , or go and get your mother at the airport this thanksgiving . 

You got a Real Bad Boy on your hands that deserves a Spanking .

Kenny 

On 10/24/2023 at 3:14 AM, paulo said:

My question here is.... when he starts to do the spin thing what does the other guy think is going to happen next  ?  After the first time you'd think he'd just learn to step back a bit and then just watch him doing a silly dance. I guess it's part of the pantomime like wrestling.

Spinning kicks and punches are a common move for fighters that know how to time the other fighters attacks and effectively  counter them .

These fighting techniques involve decades of long hard practice and Benny is a master of these techniques  .

When Benny spin's  into his opponents other side  during the fight to counter it happens when the other fighter has left himself open and over extend his attack. Under close observation the superior fighter will be landing his counter long before "the attacker "can even get back into a defensive position .

When you watch the u tube video at a slower speed you may be able to pick up on it.

Kenny

1 hour ago, heath row said:

dang, and just as you were starting to get your wank on to there Kenny, bummer.

I shudder to think what would have happened if I decided to end my discussion on the use of the guitar and decided to shift my focus to the benefits of utilizing a multi-timbrel  polyphonic drum sampler where each drum pad has sub divisions of different related beats and samples all synced to tempo triggered by each drum pad .

When it comes to the " W topic " I'm not so sure people could benefit or handle improving their strokes and musical expression using such an advanced yet simple to implement  polyphonic process

have a nice one

Kenny

13 hours ago, Bapu said:

Why did everyone miss the obvious:

I hope I'm not stating the obvious by bringing this subject up . Some of y'all need to tread lightly around here in these here parts 😉

Haven't you heard ?  There's a new Sheriff in Town !

17 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said:

Kenny

9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

I need a half a million dollars worth of these bills because I want to show my appreciation and pay off  a mod for having  nuked the w ***er thread 🤣

 

Kenny

 Mr Wilson  Thank you for being so patient .  Here's is all  the currency you requested . All you have to do now is sign for it  .

                  Mr Wilson ! (Me ) Thank You ! Thank You !Thank You ! It has been a real pleasure doing business with you !  

As far as keeping my  word and showing my appreciation to my "special friend"  ! In addition to the half a million I promised you. I am a man of my word so  I decided to gift you with an all expense paid  first class cruise ship vacation  on the newly renovated  Titanic ll  . This generous gift is  meant to be a a tip  for your tireless moderation service  . I decided to just rent the whole ship ....all  just for you  !I sure hope you enjoy yourself and at some point I do hope you get to see the Submarine I just bought .

Your Pal Kenny

updated

Kenny

17 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said:

Nice gun and badge !

While I have your attention I think it is only fair to inform you our delivery associate  mistakenly got off at the wrong exit and missed  the Rochester 490 Exit 20 A  . We are sorry for the delay in delivering your special order sheriffs police horse.

19 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said:

We estimate your delivery will arrive tomorrow before 12 noon.  Please make sure there is someone home to sign for your Special Pony .

Kenny

I need a half a million dollars worth of these bills because I want to show my appreciation and pay off  a mod for having  nuked the w ***er thread 🤣

Kenny

7 hours ago, craigb said:

 

😜

 

I don't care if they have to charge me a small service fee for using these bills because I'm  suffering from a severe case of chronic muscle stiffness.

Having said that ! I sure hope The Local Massage Parlor will accept this form of currency as a down payment on future services  !

Kenny

7 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

 I love it ! This thread is totally  captivating .

Kenny

 

1 hour ago, PhonoBrainer said:

What ...does having the last name of Benny and using it in this thread mean we have to get off the highway ? 🧐

Alright Phono  Brainer!  Before you force me and Jack Benny to exit highway ! You need to show us your gun and  badge  🤣

Kenny

4 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

                                        David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen  used to train and work out with Benny .

                        That's the secret on how they got to be so good at all those flying kicks and jumps they did on stage.              

2 hours ago, paulo said:

 

Benny certainly looks like he's been kicked in the face a few times.

When a top ranked fighter gets older often times they start having that look .....

Here he is when he was younger and the reigning World Champion ....

Anyway I met Benny The Jet under spontaneous circumstances  a few times around No Ho ...He was very friendly to me and it wasn't because I had any special ability's . Benny was just an open friendly guy that loved to talk and tell story's about the sport   . Benny may have been super fierce in the ring but I got the impression that he genuinely  loved people and he would help them in any way he could.

I was training in North Hollywood at a well known Korean Dojang  .  This Dojang wound up being  used as a location where they  filmed a lot of the Karate School scenes in most of The Karate Kid Movies .  One of my instructors back then  was Thomas Ian Griffith who played an evil ‘Sensei’ ( the guy on the left )  in The Karate Kid 3 .

At the time Thomas was also studying with Benny The Jet in addition to teaching at the Dojang  where I trained .

Every week I had to spar Thomas at the end of the class and he beat the living tar out of me all across the mat from left to right  top to bottom and every inch in between .

I could not even land one punch or kick no matter how hard I tried 😜 Whew....He could have hurt me ..but he never did !

Those were fun times ,

Kenny

Hey what's the story here 🧐 ...are you trying to flood the market with these bills ?

Kenny

                                            Benny The Jet Urquidez . World Champion Kickboxer and Martial Arts choreographer .

                                                       David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen  used to train and work out with Benny .

                                        That's the secret on how they got to be so good at all those flying kicks and jumps they did on stage.

Kenny

What about I. K. Multimedia ?  Maybe they will take them  !😁

Kenny

 I love it ! This thread is totally  captivating .

Kenny

He wrote a mean song about a Benny

Kenny

1 hour ago, Shane_B. said:

Yeah, a lot of greats aren't on there. Another one is Kenny Vaughn. I think he started out in punk, but now he does cointry. But he's another one who can play anything. He's one of The Fabulous Superlatives. Marty Stuart's band. Stuart can play too.

Their claim to game is they just play straight through the amps. No pedals. There's an interview out there about when they played on one of the late night talk shows and the band and crew were freaking out because they just showed up with their amps and no other gear. Just found the show ...

https://youtu.be/Cx_l9kLxycw?si=0n2_fcOxHW9hb8Os

Here is the interview where Kenny Vaughn talks about performing the show from the video you posted and running the Telecasters directly into the amps with no effects pedals .

all the best ,

Kenny

                               Patches !  Today is your Lucky Day !

                       I'm in Heat and I made you breakfast in bed !

Kenny

2 hours ago, craigb said:

(Sorry, don't know who made this one, so I'll just blame er, credit Strummy until told otherwise. 😁 )

 

Ah Yes ! One of mine

Kenny