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Hello Coffee House members ,

I stumbled on this video this morning .

I found everything he mentioned not only to be applicable for getting live music gigs and keeping them .

IMHO ,  his info also correlates  pretty well as a  guideline for helping us home studio musicians maintain successful online collabs ...

Kenny

On 2/5/2020 at 9:00 AM, David Sprouse said:

Hey Craig, are the men any better looking in Vantucky?  Don't forget LQ (looks quotient)

HHhhmmm , good question ...some of the women here are more manly than I am ...I may have to try Camas lol

On 2/5/2020 at 11:38 AM, craigb said:

With Kenny and I living here???  Of course!  🤣

(Though I personally prefer the girls from Camas... 😁👍)

Good answer Craig..Hey ! where do I sent the check lol Exhibit A  , as we can all plainly see ,   I got me a mug that only my dog could love .

Kenny

PS a shout out to the guy who coined this phrase

Unbelievable

simply unbelievable ...

LOL ,,,,,

When you have a specific dietary need  you must let your owner know !

Kenny

51 minutes ago, Starise said:

It's a sad ongoing process I suppose. First you can't find them and then you forget you have them. I stand in support of nuts everywhere. Well ok, I only support my own, but have great sympathy for others.

When I was young and skinny I had no problem seeing them , all it took was a little crank of the head looking down south and there were the boys ...

Now that I'm older and chubbier  I need a selfie stick w a mirror on the end of it to cop a look ...lol oh man getting older and chubby can be cruel

Kenny

6 hours ago, Michael Vogel ( MUDGEL) said:

Errr! Eeeww! What on earth have I been eating? It’s rhetorical. 

When in doubt try to remember this ,

A BIG satisfying lunch consisting of becan and more becan is always a  good hearty nutritious meal ...

Kenny

On 1/24/2020 at 5:09 PM, craigb said:

You think you got it bad my furry friend ? ..Where have you been ?

The me too movement has recently de nutted a lot of perfectly virile men and left them nut less wonders ..

In peanut terms we are talking about having the shell with out the nut

Kenny

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When I lived in LA I used to love watching him play ( on TV ) I was pretty sorry to see he passed away .

I consider him to be on the level of a Hendrix or any super creative  musician I have ever admired  ..

Heck even some of the most Iconic  Musicians that ever walked this planet  have been taken out by air travel .

I mean what can I say ? Death is not always a pretty thing , Yet it is a very creative thing if you think about it ..There are so many ways to go ....

When somebody like Kolbe dies it is always a shock  .  Part of  humanity is to  not want to think about  how  mortal  we truly are  no matter what our station in life may be ..

It just goes to show me , no matter who I am and what dreams I would like to accomplish in this life , I 'm still gonna find out for myself some time in the future what it will be like to have shed my mortal coil .

RIP Kolbe and all who perished in the helicopter crash 

You did leave a lot of Love and inspired many people while you were here .

Kenny

Mr Peanuts  last few moments in life just before he got creamed .

Kenny

11 hours ago, Johnbee58 said:

Song not here.  Sorry.

😀John B.

Same here

Kenny

On 1/18/2020 at 5:09 PM, David Sprouse said:

Bump for Barry!

Hi David !

I know you mentioned  you have also studied with Barry ...

I like to think that Barry would be happy for the both of us since we are still doing music and keeping his memory alive .

( I wish I could get back in the shape musically   I was in when I studied w him ) 

Thank you for the bump

Kenny

I'm absolutely shell shocked .

Kenny

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Engaging the emergency kitty overdrive  power option

Kenny

   Honey ! does this Lute make my AZZ sound Phat ? 

Kenny

3 hours ago, Wibbles said:

It's a cute donkey, but why would I want to kiss it?

A very good question you have asked  .

Once the farmer decides to put on his hip high welly boots (or what ever you call them over there )    you will no longer need to climb on top of the backs of some of your sheep friends  like you have done in some of your other avatars to make your grand  escape over the chest height stone wall  ...

second best answer

Not only can that Donkey Kiss , That Donkey can Jump .🤣

third best answer

You think the lady in the video is annoying  ?

Once you date an American girl you sort of get used to the fact that she is gonna eventually get the Whole Gold Mine and you are gonna get the shaft ..

Having a good Donkey as low maintenance transportation can sure come in handy when it is time to pull an exit Stage Left

Kenny

1 hour ago, Wibbles said:

Each to their own. 

I found her so intensely annoying that I had to stop watching after 10 seconds. But maybe that's because I'm British and she just seems like a self-satisfied, condescending, middle-class *****. 

close your eyes , take a deep breath , exhale slowly  , pucker your lips  ...

MY

Kenny

I was sorry to see this cable go . sniff sniff

Kenny

11 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

My aunt dipped her toast in bacon oil and said only way to eat it!

I used to cook all my pork chops ,  sausages and some of my greens  in becan grease ...whew what a great flavor that added  .....

Memories all alone in the moonlight
I can dream of the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again

Kenny

21 minutes ago, Starise said:

Kenny congrats on the new diet. Sorry I didn't mean to crash your post. It's really not worth my time to even comment on most of their BS.

 I think the whole breakfast thing is mainly what we grew up with and are accustomed to eating. I think some of that UK food is odd but then I didn't grow up over there. Those pig blood sausages don't do much for me. Where I grew up we had  eggs and ham or eggs and sausage, toast, being from the south grits were a staple...which I love when done right. Corned beef hash with eggs is probably my favorite. Not a healthy meal but occasionally it doesn't hurt. 

I mostly don't eat breakfast in the morning during the week....up at 5am and out the door.

it's all good Starise  !

4 minutes ago, Starise said:

Kenny FYI, I have just subscribed to "Hello Fresh". They are based in NY. The meals are healthy and they send you all of the ingredients. There's something in there for everyone. Meat lovers, veg lovers etc. It is a little more expensive but then you don't waste time in the market buying food wandering around the lanes looking for the ingredients or burn gas (  UK petrol) in your car. An added benefit is you learn the recipes so you can make it from scratch in the future.

So far we love it.

Hey Starise ,

Basically  I'm lucky  in the sense  that when I found out I had heart problems  and borderline  Diabetes i took my diagnosis seriously enough  to  do my best to adapt  my life style over to better  health  empowering choices  ...it ain't easy some days ...I'm back in the gym and I live a mile away from one of the nicest produce markets in my area .

I went from eating all the typical overly processed foods to cutting a lot of that out and eating only fresh foods ...If I don't have the coin to stay fresh as far a meats go I will get some frozen salmon , chicken breasts , or what ever I may find to keep up doing what I'm doing ...

As far as what she is cooking in that video , I'm on track now a days to where I could get away eating something like that once in a while ...

I was more into her vibe  looks and way she carried herself ...move over nurse , french maid and playboy bunny , there a new fantasy girl in town 🤣

Kenny

1 minute ago, InstrEd said:

Kenny I have been trying to lose weight but you're not helping me wanting to watch the video 😉

 

Ed,

I'm in the same boat as far as dropping a few pounds and getting back into a heart healthy diet ..

Now a days I'm eating mostly vegetables and  other healthy substitutions  in place of what I used to eat .

What that means for me now  is I went from eating Becan to eating pork rinds to now eating Rice Cakes and tricking my taste buds into a big long game of pretending   ..lol

Kenny

I actually have two of those battery operated Gibson cables ...don't use them much lately .

Still glad I have them ...

Kenny

I posted this video in the spirit of a nice  young cute  energetic  lady who was willing to cook you a great  traditional English breakfast  and then pinch your sausage ...

How we got here I sure don't know,  either way  some of you guys need to lighten up .

Kenny