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                                             What would  Thing ! Do if he was in your Gloves ?

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2 hours ago, Starise said:

 

In hindsight, I am learning an O'Carolan tune called " Fanny Power". I don't think this is what he had in mind when he wrote it.

 

 

Hey ! that's how me and the Bunny got Jacked Up ....We were both sitting there minding our own biznezz   listening to some O'Carolan grooving away while  having a few Guinness   and the next thing I know we both passed out . Hmmm it must have been The Jack  that delivered the KO punch  ....When we came to we both seemed to have all our organs except for one the one that got modified ....

note to self , don't mix Guinness , Jack  , and "award winning herbal enhancements  "when partying in a strange and unfamiliar environment

Kenny

On 6/18/2020 at 7:48 AM, Starise said:

 

 

 

If you happen to see her watch out and run for your life . Lately she  goes by the name   Modes .

Kenny

9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

 After hearing all of that the  poor Bunny shook his head , my glasses fell off , and  he told me he empathically felt my pain as he rubbed the nub on the right paw where his foot used to be  .....

Kenny

 

 

6 hours ago, craigb said:

 

Did he go on to tell you about how he's traveled all over trying to find the person who shot his Pa? 😁

Gee I didn't know . I guess he must of felt sorry for what happened to your nub to have opened up to you like that  .

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Kenny

8 hours ago, InstrEd said:

I think the Glasses are wearing that rabbit 😆

That's only half the story 🤪

I told the rabbit  I was hung like an animal so it became curious . I whipped out my junk to show the bunny  and it said to me I don't know what you are talking about .

I did the only thing I could do , I grabbed my reading glasses off the table and  gently placed them on the bunny rabbits head.  Then I said to the bunny  now take a look .

Sure enough the bunny did eventually agree with me . Then it asked me why didn't I just say I was hung like a hamster in the first place ?

  ...Yeah I know self depreciating humor

I didn't have the heart to tell the poor bunny that I had  just gotten back from being hijacked out in the Jungle by a nymphomaniac  female ape that had the hots for me . She  erotically  wore my junk down to an unrecognizable  nub. After hearing all of that the  poor Bunny shook his head , my glasses fell off , and  he told me he empathically felt my pain as he rubbed the nub on the right paw where his foot used to be  .....

Kenny

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On 6/19/2020 at 4:41 PM, InstrEd said:

 True Lust blossoming right before us 🥰

 I just barely  made it out of her erotic clutches  and The Jungle with my life intact .  Sadly I have lost all track of time  ....

What day is today anyway ...Monday  Tuesday?

Kenny

19 hours ago, craigb said:

Continuing with my animal theme...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kenny

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.

Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!” Submitted by Paul Stewart, Richmond, Utah

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi

She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.

Need an ark? I Noah guy

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

Kenny

On 6/18/2020 at 8:03 AM, Starise said:

Wait until Kenny gets hold of this one. 😆

Once I looked into her deep brown eyes and sampled a taste  of her hairy curvaceous forbidden fruit including her cherry flavored lip stick .

 All bets were off . I lost the  salvation of my soul in one felled swoop .

I had figured nobody around here would have ever  known that I had gotten desperate and grabbed a hold of her . Having gone there I wish  it was  funny but now it's not because the jokes on me .

I went to have a dance with a dancing Monkey and I soon found out the hard way the dance ain't over until she decides to let me go ....

I have to go now because  I can hear her  calling out to me from another part of the Jungle

OH Kenny my darling  why don't you come to bed now and peel mamma a banana

Kenny

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. —Mark Simmons, comedian

Q: What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage?

A: He lost his case.

There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom. —Albert Sloan

Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book?

Sal: I only have my shelf to blame.

What’s the difference between a  poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Kenny

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trust me on this one ....some things just can't be unseen

Kenny

15 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

Where is JonBuoy?

Kenny

                                            Son Seals - Frigidaire Woman

Kenny

Back in the day when I was first starting out ( in the mid 60 's ) I had The Harmony Broadway variation of what you have there .

That lasted until I tried to play Black Sabbath and The Who on it 🤣

Nice guitar you have there , when you fix them up they are nice conversation pieces   . Even when they are dialed in they can still be a challenge to play ...the intonation can be dialed in ...you may have to tilt the bridge a little to where it has a slant to it ...the strings that are sharp will need the bridge tilted towards the tail piece ...

On those type of bridges if you decide to eventually get one with adjustment capabilities the only real fitting you may have to to is carve the bottom section of the bridge to match your guitars top ....the tighter the seal the bigger the sound   .

String wise you may find Silk And Steel strings to have less tension on the neck ...and a better feel YMMV .

If you are used to playing a Martin or something along those lines playing an acoustic arch top can be a big adjustment ...different sound all together.

Back in the day Banjo was the thing with Big bands ...To really appreciate how  a guitar from  way back then sounded in context  , listen to some Eddie Lang  or any of the  other prominent  musicians from back in the 20's and 30's ......

Those guitars sound nothing like a Martin or a Gibson but in the right hands man they can sound pretty sweet ...Also they were cutting to disk so somehow they fit in the mix  ..

Here's some examples ...the second tune features a wonderful player playing solo ...easy to tell how much different the sounds is from what most folks are used to .

Enjoy now you got me wanting to crack out a few of my Acoustic Arch tops 

Kenny
 

3 minutes ago, craigb said:

Ever see a one-eared elephant?

Kenny

On 6/13/2020 at 6:28 PM, kennywtelejazz said:

 

 

Oh well it's a little blurry ! but hey after a few beers and a little Bud you never know . It might even be able to do a little scratch and sniff  ...that's what I want

Kenny

 

On 6/14/2020 at 9:14 AM, Bapu said:

At least he didn't put my face on that one.

 

Cuz the bump would be on the wrong side.

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Slurp...I lick the way you think .

Kenny

13 hours ago, emeraldsoul said:

Playing naked, and they think you're an elephant?

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Woah ! Are you packing a mean trunk up front ? or are you just happy to see me !

   ..what ever one it is ,  please don't use my leg as a hump toy ...I'm getting old and I 'm getting  brittle

Kenny

18 hours ago, Starise said:

Musicians think they have an edge now in selling online. It's really a disadvantage because no one knows who you are or cares. If you don't play out or get some kind of exposure or have some kind of a memorable schtick like playing naked or using dancing elephants in your act you will be "just another rock band" with "just another rock band" sound. The big acts were chosen and funded by large corporate interests with deep pockets. It's like you can strike gold in Alaska eventually if you're willing to put millions up front and take several years doing it. 

The older I get the more I see right through all of the crap. Famous musicians are often minimally talented shills who are simply "products" to be marketed. Use any angle you can , the devil, se** whateva brings in the dough. Don't think for one minute it has anything to do with music.

Great points you make . Everything in your whole post I identified with ...this quoted section above hit me the hardest ..

I hate the way things are now ...for now let me leave it at that

Kenny

27 minutes ago, Wibbles said:

 

Oh Yeah ! The more I watch it,  the more I love that scene ! Go get em Cuzz ....

Kenny